<![CDATA[I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.]]>I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/41199c24-7713-41e6-947e-f59a36914bde/i-m-gonna-try-this-today-and-if-it-doesn-t-taste-like-unicorn-jizz-i-ll-be-so-disappointed.RSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 07:55:25 GMTFri, 01 May 2026 09:39:27 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 16:14:41 GMT]]>@girlonthenet Hungary.
Don't miss Pálinka.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/ap/users/116109979672920058/statuses/116500206806531006https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/ap/users/116109979672920058/statuses/116500206806531006Fri, 01 May 2026 16:14:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 15:28:01 GMT]]>@BigTittyBimbo @girlonthenet I actually like it ..

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sauropods.win/users/drchaos/statuses/116500023321147805https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sauropods.win/users/drchaos/statuses/116500023321147805Fri, 01 May 2026 15:28:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 14:22:26 GMT]]>@girlonthenet you are in for a terrible surprise. But then again, maybe unicorn jizz is incredibly bitter.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.top/users/troytop/statuses/116499765434303318https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.top/users/troytop/statuses/116499765434303318Fri, 01 May 2026 14:22:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 14:13:46 GMT]]>@girlonthenet
The only drink I've ever had that tastes the same as its colour.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gotosocial.grnwds.uk/users/simon/statuses/01KQHY6VRZ0S5HBASKTQDBZXNDhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gotosocial.grnwds.uk/users/simon/statuses/01KQHY6VRZ0S5HBASKTQDBZXNDFri, 01 May 2026 14:13:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 13:33:04 GMT]]>@meulop @girlonthenet sparkly, with a hint of salt

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tobyleaf/statuses/116499571292018220https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tobyleaf/statuses/116499571292018220Fri, 01 May 2026 13:33:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 13:03:06 GMT]]>@girlonthenet One of the best bitters you could ever find ! One of my favourites .. and no I can't tell you if it tastes like that .. I never met a unicorn ..

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/gilesgoat/statuses/116499453499720385https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/gilesgoat/statuses/116499453499720385Fri, 01 May 2026 13:03:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 10:34:22 GMT]]>@girlonthenet are you going to drink the whole bottle? 🤣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/Mactonex/statuses/116498868651688609https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/Mactonex/statuses/116498868651688609Fri, 01 May 2026 10:34:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 10:30:42 GMT]]>@girlonthenet I made the mistake of buying it when I visited Budapest. It's vile!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.pt/users/diraquel/statuses/116498854199031324https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.pt/users/diraquel/statuses/116498854199031324Fri, 01 May 2026 10:30:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 10:23:53 GMT]]>@der_schrank
That's what the game said - and led to a funny scene

And as I said, the other options would be way easier to obtain
@GoingDownWithSundial

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Cyb3rVix3n/statuses/116498827399206660https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Cyb3rVix3n/statuses/116498827399206660Fri, 01 May 2026 10:23:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 10:20:55 GMT]]>@Cyb3rVix3n @GoingDownWithSundial Virgins? Oh I guess that sorts out THIS WHOLE BUBBLE. 😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://biplus.social/users/der_schrank/statuses/116498815721487159https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://biplus.social/users/der_schrank/statuses/116498815721487159Fri, 01 May 2026 10:20:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 10:19:24 GMT]]>@GoingDownWithSundial
Sounds way easier to obtain than the jizz of a magical being that lives deep inside a magical Forrest and that shows itself only to virgins.

Damn, I have to play Tales of Phantasia some time again. You dug up quite some memories

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Cyb3rVix3n/statuses/116498809796246128https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Cyb3rVix3n/statuses/116498809796246128Fri, 01 May 2026 10:19:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 10:14:13 GMT]]>@GoingDownWithSundial @Cyb3rVix3n it's rather a person with a unique set of kinks in my experience. But I've heard about your definition as well.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://biplus.social/users/der_schrank/statuses/116498789415195757https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://biplus.social/users/der_schrank/statuses/116498789415195757Fri, 01 May 2026 10:14:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 10:08:11 GMT]]>@Cyb3rVix3n from my perspective, among other things, a unicorn can be the third person who joins a couple for sexy business 🙂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GoingDownWithSundial/statuses/116498765695911133https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GoingDownWithSundial/statuses/116498765695911133Fri, 01 May 2026 10:08:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:57:59 GMT]]>@GoingDownWithSundial
Well, that sounds interesting.
Tell me more
@girlonthenet

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Cyb3rVix3n/statuses/116498725578602828https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Cyb3rVix3n/statuses/116498725578602828Fri, 01 May 2026 09:57:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:56:26 GMT]]>@girlonthenet Ah yeah! Unless the unicorn in question was selective about which colour of the rainbow they drank from 😁

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/kapellosaur/statuses/116498719485730112https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/kapellosaur/statuses/116498719485730112Fri, 01 May 2026 09:56:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:56:19 GMT]]>@girlonthenet Is it from farmed unicorns or the ethical kind (harvested from cumsocks foraged deep in the forest)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/users/internetsdairy/statuses/116498719034928181https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/users/internetsdairy/statuses/116498719034928181Fri, 01 May 2026 09:56:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:53:59 GMT]]>@girlonthenet oh no. Oh no no no. You'll be doing pálinka next.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/carto/statuses/116498709870024084https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/carto/statuses/116498709870024084Fri, 01 May 2026 09:53:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:53:00 GMT]]>@kapellosaur im imagining more what it tastes like when you put one of every different Skittle in your mouth at once

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/girlonthenet/statuses/116498705962467873https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/girlonthenet/statuses/116498705962467873Fri, 01 May 2026 09:53:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:52:10 GMT]]>@jamesb my favourite flavour!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/girlonthenet/statuses/116498702706743926https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/girlonthenet/statuses/116498702706743926Fri, 01 May 2026 09:52:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:50:39 GMT]]>@girlonthenet It'd be bubble gum flavour, wouldn't it?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/kapellosaur/statuses/116498696761117224https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/kapellosaur/statuses/116498696761117224Fri, 01 May 2026 09:50:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:50:28 GMT]]>@girlonthenet ... how would you know?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/meulop/statuses/116498696008235937https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/meulop/statuses/116498696008235937Fri, 01 May 2026 09:50:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:48:18 GMT]]>@girlonthenet I am sorry for the discovery you are about to make 🫂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/NotTheLBCGuy/statuses/116498687472013688https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/NotTheLBCGuy/statuses/116498687472013688Fri, 01 May 2026 09:48:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:48:02 GMT]]>@Cyb3rVix3n I think it depends a little on your definition of unicorn 🙂

@girlonthenet

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GoingDownWithSundial/statuses/116498686454922293https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GoingDownWithSundial/statuses/116498686454922293Fri, 01 May 2026 09:48:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed. on Fri, 01 May 2026 09:47:55 GMT]]>@girlonthenet Good luck with that – it's bloody awful!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/saxifraga/statuses/116498685983779300https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/saxifraga/statuses/116498685983779300Fri, 01 May 2026 09:47:55 GMT