It seems that as a species develops more emphasis on brains, it also produces more assholes.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@jqmcd aww, I like spiders (mostly).

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Kishi I wouldn't either if I could fly.

@roknrol

[mrbirch@beige.party]

@alice Hummingbirds are notorious assholes.

[dukeduke@mastodon.social]

@alice Canadian geeseholes have to be top 5.

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[apontious@dice.camp]

@MrBirch @alice I-is that true? I want it to be true.

[jhooper@techhub.social]

@alice When humans develop on utero, the first thing that develops is the digestive system and the anus.

So we all start out as little assholes. For some, little has changed aside from size.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@alice You're so 🫦, even hornets want a piece of you!

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@alice
I've been stung by wasps twice in the last couple weeks, for no fault of my own.

Bastard assholes. Hate them, and they me.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@apontious totally true.

@MrBirch

[mrbirch@beige.party]

@apontious @alice Oh yeah. We’ve had hummingbird feeder for a long time. There’s plenty of nectar to go around but the birds are super territorial and will chase others off. Real aerial combat.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad so you're saying it was negging me?