It seems that as a species develops more emphasis on brains, it also produces more assholes.

[eedly@mindly.social]

@alice Turkeys. Dumb and mean.

In the spring, the males travel in packs and try to corner individual females. Their usual downfall is that their aggressive mating behavior is also aggressive fighting behavior, and nine times out of ten the pack members will completely forget who they were chasing and attack each other.

[kishi@meow.social]

@roknrol @alice

crows don't poop while flying!

[kishi@meow.social]

@MrInappropriate @joshsusser @alice

I'm so glad someone else can learn this. Actually came to say this about hermit crabs. They truly are extremely helpful to each other like this. Conga line shell swap as they grow.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@renardboy I think it has to be an individual choice for it to count.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@jqmcd aww, I like spiders (mostly).

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Kishi I wouldn't either if I could fly.

@roknrol

[mrbirch@beige.party]

@alice Hummingbirds are notorious assholes.

[dukeduke@mastodon.social]

@alice Canadian geeseholes have to be top 5.

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[apontious@dice.camp]

@MrBirch @alice I-is that true? I want it to be true.

[jhooper@techhub.social]

@alice When humans develop on utero, the first thing that develops is the digestive system and the anus.

So we all start out as little assholes. For some, little has changed aside from size.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@alice You're so 🫦, even hornets want a piece of you!

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@alice
I've been stung by wasps twice in the last couple weeks, for no fault of my own.

Bastard assholes. Hate them, and they me.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@apontious totally true.

@MrBirch

[mrbirch@beige.party]

@apontious @alice Oh yeah. We’ve had hummingbird feeder for a long time. There’s plenty of nectar to go around but the birds are super territorial and will chase others off. Real aerial combat.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad so you're saying it was negging me?