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Ok, I'll bite.

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  • jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
    jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
    jerzone@techhub.social
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    Ok, I'll bite. Why do astronauts need email?

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    • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

      Ok, I'll bite. Why do astronauts need email?

      bosquebill@techhub.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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      @jerzone Yeah, why don't they text like a normal person 😉

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      • bosquebill@techhub.socialB bosquebill@techhub.social

        @jerzone Yeah, why don't they text like a normal person 😉

        jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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        @bosquebill Granted, I haven't used messaging apps on windows so maybe they can't send attachments, cat pics, space memes quite the same as other platforms. Or maybe copilot summarizes everything and they'd lose part of the critical mission calculations.

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        • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

          Ok, I'll bite. Why do astronauts need email?

          mycrowgirl@flipping.rocksM This user is from outside of this forum
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          @jerzone maybe not NEED. But they use it to talk to their family and get info/ data updates on science they’re doing.

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          • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

            @bosquebill Granted, I haven't used messaging apps on windows so maybe they can't send attachments, cat pics, space memes quite the same as other platforms. Or maybe copilot summarizes everything and they'd lose part of the critical mission calculations.

            bosquebill@techhub.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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            @jerzone 🙄

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            • mycrowgirl@flipping.rocksM mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks

              @jerzone maybe not NEED. But they use it to talk to their family and get info/ data updates on science they’re doing.

              catsalad@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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              @mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!

              jerzone@techhub.socialJ cr0w@infosec.exchangeC mycrowgirl@flipping.rocksM swansonite@twit.socialS 4 Replies Last reply
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              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                @mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!

                jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                @catsalad @mycrowgirl
                You've got mal!

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                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                  @mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!

                  cr0w@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I was under the impression that was the whole point of the mission. We're so full of spam that it needed to be shipped off planet. Just like trash.

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                  • cr0w@infosec.exchangeC cr0w@infosec.exchange

                    @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I was under the impression that was the whole point of the mission. We're so full of spam that it needed to be shipped off planet. Just like trash.

                    mycrowgirl@flipping.rocksM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @cR0w now I’m wondering if one of their meals is space spam musubi.

                    @catsalad @jerzone

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                    • mycrowgirl@flipping.rocksM mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks

                      @cR0w now I’m wondering if one of their meals is space spam musubi.

                      @catsalad @jerzone

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                      @mycrowgirl @catsalad @jerzone

                      Ooh, or Spam tacos...

                      IN SPACE

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                      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                        @mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!

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                        @catsalad it will go nicely with all that cheese!

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                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                          @mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!

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                          @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone It feels like they're missing out on being able to set the greatest out-of-office message ever.

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                          • cr0w@infosec.exchangeC cr0w@infosec.exchange

                            @mycrowgirl @catsalad @jerzone

                            Ooh, or Spam tacos...

                            IN SPACE

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                            @cR0w [serious answer]
                            they tend to not do crunchies for space food primarily because of the hazards of floating debris in the capsule, and also because the food preservation for being in a vacuum environment means crunchy food is basically instantly stale.

                            Burrito/soft tortillas are very popular options though.
                            @catsalad @jerzone

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                            • mycrowgirl@flipping.rocksM mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks

                              @cR0w [serious answer]
                              they tend to not do crunchies for space food primarily because of the hazards of floating debris in the capsule, and also because the food preservation for being in a vacuum environment means crunchy food is basically instantly stale.

                              Burrito/soft tortillas are very popular options though.
                              @catsalad @jerzone

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                              @mycrowgirl @catsalad @jerzone The crunch crumbs I had thought about but not the stale part. TIL.

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                              • cr0w@infosec.exchangeC cr0w@infosec.exchange

                                @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I was under the impression that was the whole point of the mission. We're so full of spam that it needed to be shipped off planet. Just like trash.

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                                @cR0w @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone visions of a cargo barge chock full of SD cards and other durable storage (like ms' project silica)

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                                • F froztbyte@mastodon.social

                                  @cR0w @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone visions of a cargo barge chock full of SD cards and other durable storage (like ms' project silica)

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                                  @froztbyte @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I'm now imagining some alien getting it, plugging it into their spaceship, crashing it, and getting assigned phishing awareness training.

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                                  • cr0w@infosec.exchangeC cr0w@infosec.exchange

                                    @froztbyte @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I'm now imagining some alien getting it, plugging it into their spaceship, crashing it, and getting assigned phishing awareness training.

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                                    @cR0w @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone which they can't run because the databeams with the appropriate update for the hack to run .swf trainers hasn't gotten to their system yet

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                                    • cr0w@infosec.exchangeC cr0w@infosec.exchange

                                      @froztbyte @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I'm now imagining some alien getting it, plugging it into their spaceship, crashing it, and getting assigned phishing awareness training.

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                                      @cR0w
                                      The mothership’s “OPSEC Jeff” is sick of ET’s shit.
                                      @froztbyte @catsalad @jerzone

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