<![CDATA[Ok, I'll bite.]]>Ok, I'll bite. Why do astronauts need email?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/36821eb0-fd79-4d89-9224-258fafe964db/ok-i-ll-bite.RSS for NodeFri, 01 May 2026 00:17:45 GMTMon, 06 Apr 2026 12:29:37 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:44:54 GMT]]>@cR0w
The mothership’s “OPSEC Jeff” is sick of ET’s shit.
@froztbyte @catsalad @jerzone

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/mycrowgirl/statuses/116358060056904866https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/mycrowgirl/statuses/116358060056904866Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:44:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:20:21 GMT]]>@cR0w @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone which they can't run because the databeams with the appropriate update for the hack to run .swf trainers hasn't gotten to their system yet

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/froztbyte/statuses/116357963546645756https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/froztbyte/statuses/116357963546645756Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:20:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:18:51 GMT]]>@froztbyte @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I'm now imagining some alien getting it, plugging it into their spaceship, crashing it, and getting assigned phishing awareness training.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116357957667162145https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116357957667162145Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:18:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:13:43 GMT]]>@cR0w @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone visions of a cargo barge chock full of SD cards and other durable storage (like ms' project silica)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/froztbyte/statuses/116357937485675909https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/froztbyte/statuses/116357937485675909Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:13:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:10:40 GMT]]>@mycrowgirl @catsalad @jerzone The crunch crumbs I had thought about but not the stale part. TIL.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116357925493369989https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116357925493369989Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:10:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:06:01 GMT]]>@cR0w [serious answer]
they tend to not do crunchies for space food primarily because of the hazards of floating debris in the capsule, and also because the food preservation for being in a vacuum environment means crunchy food is basically instantly stale.

Burrito/soft tortillas are very popular options though.
@catsalad @jerzone

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/mycrowgirl/statuses/116357907207076155https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/mycrowgirl/statuses/116357907207076155Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:06:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:02:45 GMT]]>@catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone It feels like they're missing out on being able to set the greatest out-of-office message ever.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://twit.social/users/swansonite/statuses/116357894315621636https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://twit.social/users/swansonite/statuses/116357894315621636Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:02:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:01:29 GMT]]>@catsalad it will go nicely with all that cheese!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/mycrowgirl/statuses/116357889357814510https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/mycrowgirl/statuses/116357889357814510Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:01:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:01:04 GMT]]>@mycrowgirl @catsalad @jerzone

Ooh, or Spam tacos...

IN SPACE

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116357887738165806https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116357887738165806Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:01:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:00:10 GMT]]>@cR0w now I’m wondering if one of their meals is space spam musubi.

@catsalad @jerzone

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/mycrowgirl/statuses/116357884173413666https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/mycrowgirl/statuses/116357884173413666Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:00:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:58:47 GMT]]>@catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I was under the impression that was the whole point of the mission. We're so full of spam that it needed to be shipped off planet. Just like trash.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116357878764076503https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116357878764076503Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:58:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:56:46 GMT]]>@catsalad @mycrowgirl
You've got mal!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/jerzone/statuses/116357870806619511https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/jerzone/statuses/116357870806619511Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:56:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:56:05 GMT]]>@mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116357868111248831https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116357868111248831Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:56:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:54:57 GMT]]>@jerzone 🙄

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/bosquebill/statuses/116357863643878938https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/bosquebill/statuses/116357863643878938Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:54:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:54:45 GMT]]>@jerzone maybe not NEED. But they use it to talk to their family and get info/ data updates on science they’re doing.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/mycrowgirl/statuses/116357862911904624https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/mycrowgirl/statuses/116357862911904624Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:54:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:52:54 GMT]]>@bosquebill Granted, I haven't used messaging apps on windows so maybe they can't send attachments, cat pics, space memes quite the same as other platforms. Or maybe copilot summarizes everything and they'd lose part of the critical mission calculations.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/jerzone/statuses/116357855600249225https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/jerzone/statuses/116357855600249225Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:52:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, I'll bite. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:42:43 GMT]]>@jerzone Yeah, why don't they text like a normal person 😉

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/bosquebill/statuses/116357815542414514https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/bosquebill/statuses/116357815542414514Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:42:43 GMT