Ok, I'll bite.
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@jerzone Yeah, why don't they text like a normal person
@bosquebill Granted, I haven't used messaging apps on windows so maybe they can't send attachments, cat pics, space memes quite the same as other platforms. Or maybe copilot summarizes everything and they'd lose part of the critical mission calculations.
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Ok, I'll bite. Why do astronauts need email?
@jerzone maybe not NEED. But they use it to talk to their family and get info/ data updates on science they’re doing.
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@bosquebill Granted, I haven't used messaging apps on windows so maybe they can't send attachments, cat pics, space memes quite the same as other platforms. Or maybe copilot summarizes everything and they'd lose part of the critical mission calculations.
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@jerzone maybe not NEED. But they use it to talk to their family and get info/ data updates on science they’re doing.
@mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!
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@mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!
@catsalad @mycrowgirl
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@mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!
@catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I was under the impression that was the whole point of the mission. We're so full of spam that it needed to be shipped off planet. Just like trash.
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@catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I was under the impression that was the whole point of the mission. We're so full of spam that it needed to be shipped off planet. Just like trash.
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@mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!
@catsalad it will go nicely with all that cheese!
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@mycrowgirl @jerzone Plus how else is all that spam going to reach the moon!
@catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone It feels like they're missing out on being able to set the greatest out-of-office message ever.
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@cR0w [serious answer]
they tend to not do crunchies for space food primarily because of the hazards of floating debris in the capsule, and also because the food preservation for being in a vacuum environment means crunchy food is basically instantly stale.Burrito/soft tortillas are very popular options though.
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@cR0w [serious answer]
they tend to not do crunchies for space food primarily because of the hazards of floating debris in the capsule, and also because the food preservation for being in a vacuum environment means crunchy food is basically instantly stale.Burrito/soft tortillas are very popular options though.
@catsalad @jerzone@mycrowgirl @catsalad @jerzone The crunch crumbs I had thought about but not the stale part. TIL.
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@catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I was under the impression that was the whole point of the mission. We're so full of spam that it needed to be shipped off planet. Just like trash.
@cR0w @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone visions of a cargo barge chock full of SD cards and other durable storage (like ms' project silica)
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@cR0w @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone visions of a cargo barge chock full of SD cards and other durable storage (like ms' project silica)
@froztbyte @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I'm now imagining some alien getting it, plugging it into their spaceship, crashing it, and getting assigned phishing awareness training.
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@froztbyte @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I'm now imagining some alien getting it, plugging it into their spaceship, crashing it, and getting assigned phishing awareness training.
@cR0w @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone which they can't run because the databeams with the appropriate update for the hack to run .swf trainers hasn't gotten to their system yet
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@froztbyte @catsalad @mycrowgirl @jerzone I'm now imagining some alien getting it, plugging it into their spaceship, crashing it, and getting assigned phishing awareness training.
@cR0w
The mothership’s “OPSEC Jeff” is sick of ET’s shit.
@froztbyte @catsalad @jerzone
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