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If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

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  • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

    If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

    #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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    @rocketsoup

    Sorry, but if the jeans have cuffs, I stopped doing that in the 50's... no clothed Klein bottles should ever be stuck in fashion hell unless there's a remake of Grease.

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    • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

      If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

      #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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      @rocketsoup depends upon its gender?

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      • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

        If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

        #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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        @rocketsoup Surely both are wrong? No part of the bottle would show the inside of the pants, both the big bulb and the small tube would be the outside of the pants. Or the inside.

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        • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

          If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

          #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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          @rocketsoup

          I love Mastodon for this exact kind of humor.

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          • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

            If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

            #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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            @rocketsoup

            I bet Matt Parker would be into this, and/or Sarah-Marie Belcastro, but definitely have a look at this (Matt and Katie Steckles) from a long time ago

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            • danhugo@fosstodon.orgD danhugo@fosstodon.org

              @rocketsoup

              I bet Matt Parker would be into this, and/or Sarah-Marie Belcastro, but definitely have a look at this (Matt and Katie Steckles) from a long time ago

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              @rocketsoup

              Or maybe Steve Mould and Matt Parker did some stuff here.

              Matt is totally into Klein Bottles and topology in general. He may or may not be good at responding to direct questions, however.

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              • bloody_albatross@chaos.socialB bloody_albatross@chaos.social

                @LovingFalloutLondon1954 @rocketsoup It's Cliff Stoll! He's an astronomer and in 1986 when working as a system admin he uncovered a KGB hacker. See also this video where he shows off his operation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mVnRlQLU

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                @bloody_albatross @LovingFalloutLondon1954 @rocketsoup his book about that journey is quite nice: The Cuckoo's Egg.

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                • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                  If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                  #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                  @rocketsoup where's the cat?

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                  • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                    If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                    #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                    @rocketsoup

                    Both. At the same time.

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                    • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                      If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                      #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                      @rocketsoup
                      Thank YOU, Rocketsoup for asking a question that needed to be answered.

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                      • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                        If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                        #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                        @rocketsoup These are the same bottle. I don't get it.

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                        • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                          If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                          #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                          @rocketsoup @rk now do folding a fitted sheet

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                          • ferrix@mastodon.onlineF ferrix@mastodon.online

                            @rocketsoup @rk now do folding a fitted sheet

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                            @ferrix @rocketsoup

                            Mathematics is not ready for such questions.

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                            • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                              If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                              #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                              @rocketsoup@mastodon.social Why would you make such shape wear pants?

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                              • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                                If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                                #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                                Thanks for having fun with my silly little drawing, all. Going to mute this thread now because it’s a bit overwhelming for lil ol me. ❤

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                                • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                                  If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                                  #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                                  @rocketsoup I know what hat they would wear, though!

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                                  • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                                    If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                                    #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                                    @rocketsoup Kelvin Klein?!

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                                    • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                                      If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                                      #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                                      @rocketsoup That looks so cursed.

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                                      • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                                        If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                                        #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                                        @rocketsoup Yes. But also like this.

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                                        • rocketsoup@mastodon.socialR rocketsoup@mastodon.social

                                          If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

                                          #mathstodon #math #maths #shitpost

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                                          @rocketsoup Brilliant.

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