If a Klein bottle could wear pants, would it be like this or like this?

[goncalor@infosec.exchange]

@bloody_albatross @LovingFalloutLondon1954 @rocketsoup his book about that journey is quite nice: The Cuckoo's Egg.

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[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@rocketsoup where's the cat?

[benhm3@saint-paul.us]

@rocketsoup

Both. At the same time.

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@rocketsoup
Thank YOU, Rocketsoup for asking a question that needed to be answered.

[smohc_stahc@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@rocketsoup These are the same bottle. I don't get it.

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@rocketsoup @rk now do folding a fitted sheet

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@ferrix @rocketsoup

Mathematics is not ready for such questions.

[thing@plasmatrap.com]

@rocketsoup@mastodon.social Why would you make such shape wear pants?

[rocketsoup@mastodon.social]

Thanks for having fun with my silly little drawing, all. Going to mute this thread now because it’s a bit overwhelming for lil ol me.

[bloody_albatross@chaos.social]

@rocketsoup I know what hat they would wear, though!

[thejikz@infosec.exchange]

@rocketsoup Kelvin Klein?!

[nlupo@amikejo.xyz]

@rocketsoup That looks so cursed.

[metwitt@mastodon.social]

@rocketsoup Yes. But also like this.

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@rocketsoup Brilliant.

[processparsnip@mastodon.ie]

@rocketsoup curséd

[axalote@social.axalote.dev.br]

@rocketsoup

#math ? More like #meth

[idgs@mas.to]

@rocketsoup And—ICYMI—there’s also this:

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[cyp@hachyderm.io]

@rocketsoup this reminds me of my favorite mathexchange question: “why can you turn a shirt inside out” which required a graduate-level topology explanation

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[lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social]

@rocketsoup a klein bottle has no boundaries. pants have two legs. therefore they can never occupy the same universe

[jens@social.finkhaeuser.de]

@rocketsoup Why would it wear pants on its arm?