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  • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA This user is from outside of this forum
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    This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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    Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

    Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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    androcat@toot.catA rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.socialR vger@gts.necronomi.coV ministerofimpediments@mastodon.socialM vonxylofon@witter.czV 15 Replies Last reply
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    • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

      This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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      Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

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      androcat@toot.catA This user is from outside of this forum
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      @astro_jcm

      Is "pounding schnitzel" a euphemism for adult topics?

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      • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

        This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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        Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

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        rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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        @astro_jcm Go pound schnitzel.

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          @wood5y

          Lifehack: Getting up at 3 a.m. to pound schnitzel.

          @astro_jcm

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          • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

            This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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            Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

            Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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            vger@gts.necronomi.coV This user is from outside of this forum
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            @astro_jcm I love how this news is on the same level as the Iran war, antisemitism and a deadly explosion.

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            • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

              This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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              Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

              Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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              ministerofimpediments@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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              @astro_jcm …imagine having the nickname schnitzel…

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              • rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.socialR rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social

                @astro_jcm Go pound schnitzel.

                anarchic_teapot@oc.todon.frA This user is from outside of this forum
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                @rjblaskiewicz @astro_jcm "Pounding your schnitzel" does sound like an euphemism.

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                • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                  This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                  Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

                  Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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                  dw.com (www.dw.com)

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                  @astro_jcm Ordnung muß sein!

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                  • androcat@toot.catA androcat@toot.cat

                    @astro_jcm

                    Is "pounding schnitzel" a euphemism for adult topics?

                    spinni81@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @androcat
                    No. It's just cooking.

                    @astro_jcm

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                    • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                      This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                      Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

                      Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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                      @astro_jcm Herr Schnitzel was not available for comment.

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                      • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                        This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                        Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

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                        @astro_jcm This is why thick apartment walls are important. Sometimes you just want to pound your schnitzel in peace.

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                        • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                          This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                          Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

                          Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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                          dw.com (www.dw.com)

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                          @astro_jcm is “pounding schnitzel” an eufemism? 🤨🧐
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                          • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                            This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                            Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

                            Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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                            dw.com (www.dw.com)

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                            @astro_jcm I think to be absolutely 100% German, it would have to be "attacked and sued". 🤔

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                            • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                              This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                              Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

                              Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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                              dw.com (www.dw.com)

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                              @astro_jcm

                              Uh.
                              It does not end there.

                              The neighbour would probably not have hit, if the person doing the cooking still had held the appropriate tool.

                              You have to keep in mind there is a special form of kitchen hammer (made of steel or, traditionally, wood) for preparing the Schnitzel... 😬

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                              Plattiereisen

                              Mit einem Plattiereisen (Fleischklopfer, Fleischhammer) werden Fleischscheiben wie z.B. Schnitzel flach geklopft. Es besteht aus einer schweren, etwa handgroßen Metallplatte mit einem seitlich erhöhten oder einem in der Mitte der Oberfläche angebrachten Griff. Je nach Modell ist die Unterseite der Platte…

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                              • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                                This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                                Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

                                Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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                                @astro_jcm The ASPCA should protect more weiners!

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                                • walfischbucht@norden.socialW walfischbucht@norden.social

                                  @astro_jcm

                                  Uh.
                                  It does not end there.

                                  The neighbour would probably not have hit, if the person doing the cooking still had held the appropriate tool.

                                  You have to keep in mind there is a special form of kitchen hammer (made of steel or, traditionally, wood) for preparing the Schnitzel... 😬

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                                  Plattiereisen

                                  Mit einem Plattiereisen (Fleischklopfer, Fleischhammer) werden Fleischscheiben wie z.B. Schnitzel flach geklopft. Es besteht aus einer schweren, etwa handgroßen Metallplatte mit einem seitlich erhöhten oder einem in der Mitte der Oberfläche angebrachten Griff. Je nach Modell ist die Unterseite der Platte…

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                                  @walfischbucht @astro_jcm

                                  They threw me out of the Crate and Barrel when I asked for a schnitzel pounding tool.

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                                  • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                                    This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                                    Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

                                    Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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                                    @astro_jcm Doesn't that make you go blind?

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                                    • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                                      This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                                      Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

                                      Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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                                      @astro_jcm Wir klopfen unsere Schnitzel halt mit viel Gefühl und Hingabe! Kann manchmal auch laut werden.

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                                      • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                                        This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                                        Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

                                        Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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                                        @astro_jcm

                                        Nope.

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                                        • astro_jcm@mastodon.onlineA astro_jcm@mastodon.online

                                          This is the most German headline I've ever read.

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                                          Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

                                          Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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                                          dw.com (www.dw.com)

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                                          @astro_jcm Despite the language barrier, the neighbor—an American—eventually grasped the situation, apologized, and then subsequently kilogrammed the schnitzel at an appropriate volume.

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