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Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly

Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.

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Nope.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/_RyekDarkener_/statuses/116443209022522644https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/_RyekDarkener_/statuses/116443209022522644Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:39:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:31:57 GMT]]>@astro_jcm Wir klopfen unsere Schnitzel halt mit viel Gefühl und Hingabe! Kann manchmal auch laut werden.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://rheinneckar.social/users/susannelilith/statuses/116443179713288525https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://rheinneckar.social/users/susannelilith/statuses/116443179713288525Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:31:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:30:30 GMT]]>@astro_jcm Doesn't that make you go blind?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/gbsills/statuses/116443174041518709https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/gbsills/statuses/116443174041518709Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:30:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:59:55 GMT]]>@walfischbucht @astro_jcm

They threw me out of the Crate and Barrel when I asked for a schnitzel pounding tool.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/CheapPontoon/statuses/116443053776864803https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/CheapPontoon/statuses/116443053776864803Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:59:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:48:00 GMT]]>@astro_jcm The ASPCA should protect more weiners!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115804392237962628/statuses/116443006941613382https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115804392237962628/statuses/116443006941613382Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:48:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:45:56 GMT]]>@astro_jcm

Uh.
It does not end there.

The neighbour would probably not have hit, if the person doing the cooking still had held the appropriate tool.

You have to keep in mind there is a special form of kitchen hammer (made of steel or, traditionally, wood) for preparing the Schnitzel... 😬

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Plattiereisen

Mit einem Plattiereisen (Fleischklopfer, Fleischhammer) werden Fleischscheiben wie z.B. Schnitzel flach geklopft. Es besteht aus einer schweren, etwa handgroßen Metallplatte mit einem seitlich erhöhten oder einem in der Mitte der Oberfläche angebrachten Griff. Je nach Modell ist die Unterseite der Platte…

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/walfischbucht/statuses/116442998831690975https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/walfischbucht/statuses/116442998831690975Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:45:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:27:05 GMT]]>@astro_jcm I think to be absolutely 100% German, it would have to be "attacked and sued". 🤔

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hci.social/users/floe/statuses/116442924681803755https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hci.social/users/floe/statuses/116442924681803755Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:27:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:06:39 GMT]]>@astro_jcm is “pounding schnitzel” an eufemism? 🤨🧐]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bcn.fedi.cat/objects/300c77c0-7047-4a21-b036-aee7ed8f60a9https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bcn.fedi.cat/objects/300c77c0-7047-4a21-b036-aee7ed8f60a9Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:06:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:02:27 GMT]]>@astro_jcm This is why thick apartment walls are important. Sometimes you just want to pound your schnitzel in peace.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://raphus.social/ap/users/116366479330331657/statuses/116442827806026280https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://raphus.social/ap/users/116366479330331657/statuses/116442827806026280Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:02:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:56:50 GMT]]>@astro_jcm Herr Schnitzel was not available for comment.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://indieweb.social/users/ivan3bx/statuses/116442805754451467https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://indieweb.social/users/ivan3bx/statuses/116442805754451467Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:56:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:50:49 GMT]]>@androcat
No. It's just cooking.

@astro_jcm

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://witter.cz/users/vonxylofon/statuses/116442776059191939https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://witter.cz/users/vonxylofon/statuses/116442776059191939Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:49:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:34:52 GMT]]>@rjblaskiewicz @astro_jcm "Pounding your schnitzel" does sound like an euphemism.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://oc.todon.fr/users/anarchic_teapot/statuses/116442719360585939https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://oc.todon.fr/users/anarchic_teapot/statuses/116442719360585939Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:34:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:25:04 GMT]]>@astro_jcm …imagine having the nickname schnitzel…

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ministerofimpediments/statuses/116442680823333845https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ministerofimpediments/statuses/116442680823333845Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:25:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:23:49 GMT]]>@astro_jcm I love how this news is on the same level as the Iran war, antisemitism and a deadly explosion.

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Lifehack: Getting up at 3 a.m. to pound schnitzel.

@astro_jcm

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rjblaskiewicz/statuses/116442571232365671https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rjblaskiewicz/statuses/116442571232365671Tue, 21 Apr 2026 11:57:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This is the most German headline I've ever read. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 11:51:37 GMT]]>@astro_jcm

Is "pounding schnitzel" a euphemism for adult topics?

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