This is the most German headline I've ever read.
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This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
@astro_jcm …imagine having the nickname schnitzel…
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@astro_jcm Go pound schnitzel.
@rjblaskiewicz @astro_jcm "Pounding your schnitzel" does sound like an euphemism.
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This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
@astro_jcm Ordnung muß sein!
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Is "pounding schnitzel" a euphemism for adult topics?
@androcat
No. It's just cooking. -
This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
@astro_jcm Herr Schnitzel was not available for comment.
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This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
@astro_jcm This is why thick apartment walls are important. Sometimes you just want to pound your schnitzel in peace.
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This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
@astro_jcm is “pounding schnitzel” an eufemism? 🤨🧐 -
This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
@astro_jcm I think to be absolutely 100% German, it would have to be "attacked and sued".
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This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
Uh.
It does not end there.The neighbour would probably not have hit, if the person doing the cooking still had held the appropriate tool.
You have to keep in mind there is a special form of kitchen hammer (made of steel or, traditionally, wood) for preparing the Schnitzel...
Plattiereisen
Mit einem Plattiereisen (Fleischklopfer, Fleischhammer) werden Fleischscheiben wie z.B. Schnitzel flach geklopft. Es besteht aus einer schweren, etwa handgroßen Metallplatte mit einem seitlich erhöhten oder einem in der Mitte der Oberfläche angebrachten Griff. Je nach Modell ist die Unterseite der Platte…
Koch-Wiki (www.kochwiki.org)
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This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
@astro_jcm The ASPCA should protect more weiners!
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Uh.
It does not end there.The neighbour would probably not have hit, if the person doing the cooking still had held the appropriate tool.
You have to keep in mind there is a special form of kitchen hammer (made of steel or, traditionally, wood) for preparing the Schnitzel...
Plattiereisen
Mit einem Plattiereisen (Fleischklopfer, Fleischhammer) werden Fleischscheiben wie z.B. Schnitzel flach geklopft. Es besteht aus einer schweren, etwa handgroßen Metallplatte mit einem seitlich erhöhten oder einem in der Mitte der Oberfläche angebrachten Griff. Je nach Modell ist die Unterseite der Platte…
Koch-Wiki (www.kochwiki.org)
They threw me out of the Crate and Barrel when I asked for a schnitzel pounding tool.
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This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
@astro_jcm Doesn't that make you go blind?
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This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
@astro_jcm Wir klopfen unsere Schnitzel halt mit viel Gefühl und Hingabe! Kann manchmal auch laut werden.
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This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
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This is the most German headline I've ever read.
Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly
Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly.
dw.com (www.dw.com)
@astro_jcm Despite the language barrier, the neighbor—an American—eventually grasped the situation, apologized, and then subsequently kilogrammed the schnitzel at an appropriate volume.
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