we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it.

[nash@labyrinth.social]

we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it. here are some tips to help you learn to embrace Gunk

[thejikz@infosec.exchange]

@nash If you tried Gunk before and didn't like it, you HAFTA try it again, this new Gunk is so much better now. If you aren't using Gunk, you are going to be left behind. Gunk is a game changer.

[roger_booth@social.bitwig.community]

@nash
Thanks Clippy! You are becoming a real live paperclip. Go transform the world as you see fit.

[groxx@hachyderm.io]

@nash I'm gunkmaxxing, clogging all my drains and looking for new ones.

did you know there are drains right outside, along the street??? gunkchat told me they cause cancer if they're not gunked. so I started a cryptocurrency to fund my gofundme to fill all 53 billion drains in my neighborhood

[vonxylofon@witter.cz]

@nash If you don't embrace Gunk, you will be left behind!

[fluxxdog@app.wafrn.net]

@nash@labyrinth.social

See, capitalism is just trying to take our natural, organic gunk and replace it with their inferior brand. I've been clogging my own drains the way nature intended and I'm not stopping now!

#pass-the-plunger

[mjd@mathstodon.xyz]

@nash Embrace the Juicero or be left behind

[justinderrick@mstdn.ca]

@nash Ironically, there's already a product called Gunk, it's a de-greaser for engines, etc...

In this case, it's more likely to clean drains than clog them...