<![CDATA[we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it.]]>we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it. here are some tips to help you learn to embrace Gunk

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/1e5529b0-fa66-4a5c-95e1-85cb65b2d4df/we-ve-invented-a-new-breakthrough-technology-called-gunk-and-we-are-investing-one-trillion-dollars-to-clog-everyone-s-drains-with-it.RSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 15:41:53 GMTMon, 27 Apr 2026 00:56:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it. on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 17:23:32 GMT]]>@nash Ironically, there's already a product called Gunk, it's a de-greaser for engines, etc... 😄

In this case, it's more likely to clean drains than clog them...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/JustinDerrick/statuses/116477828273051358https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/JustinDerrick/statuses/116477828273051358Mon, 27 Apr 2026 17:23:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it. on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 16:06:00 GMT]]>@nash Embrace the Juicero or be left behind

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/mjd/statuses/116477523399300932https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/mjd/statuses/116477523399300932Mon, 27 Apr 2026 16:06:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it. on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 10:27:13 GMT]]>@nash@labyrinth.social

See, capitalism is just trying to take our natural, organic gunk and replace it with their inferior brand. I've been clogging my own drains the way nature intended and I'm not stopping now!


#pass-the-plunger]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/a28e7588-bf21-4cbb-9be8-0fb4dc5a15dfhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/a28e7588-bf21-4cbb-9be8-0fb4dc5a15dfMon, 27 Apr 2026 10:27:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it. on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 07:52:02 GMT]]>@nash If you don't embrace Gunk, you will be left behind!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://witter.cz/users/vonxylofon/statuses/116475581074106087https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://witter.cz/users/vonxylofon/statuses/116475581074106087Mon, 27 Apr 2026 07:52:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it. on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 04:49:54 GMT]]>@nash I'm gunkmaxxing, clogging all my drains and looking for new ones.

did you know there are drains right outside, along the street??? gunkchat told me they cause cancer if they're not gunked. so I started a cryptocurrency to fund my gofundme to fill all 53 billion drains in my neighborhood

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/groxx/statuses/116474864870038622https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/groxx/statuses/116474864870038622Mon, 27 Apr 2026 04:49:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it. on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 03:37:14 GMT]]>@nash
Thanks Clippy! You are becoming a real live paperclip. Go transform the world as you see fit.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.bitwig.community/users/roger_booth/statuses/116474579174890455https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.bitwig.community/users/roger_booth/statuses/116474579174890455Mon, 27 Apr 2026 03:37:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we've invented a new breakthrough technology called Gunk, and we are investing one trillion dollars to clog everyone's drains with it. on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 01:06:17 GMT]]>@nash If you tried Gunk before and didn't like it, you HAFTA try it again, this new Gunk is so much better now. If you aren't using Gunk, you are going to be left behind. Gunk is a game changer.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/thejikz/statuses/116473985580485375https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/thejikz/statuses/116473985580485375Mon, 27 Apr 2026 01:06:17 GMT