I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
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@faraiwe no paws
@alice because , you know, breaking that record while wearing fuzzy paws would be both ridiculously impressive and severely honk some people off.
Don't even get me started on the static involved... Bzzzzt.
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@alice @Haikyoneko nude lock picking?
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice fedi is great because sometimes you just find shit like this
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
Both incredible and worrying! Amazing to see.
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice Looks like there are still good news out there! Congratulations!
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice congratulations
and I think we're wearing very similar mail polish this week (the blue, not the pink)
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice
whooooo
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice Using keys to unlock locks is overrated anyway. Good work!
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@alice congratulations
and I think we're wearing very similar mail polish this week (the blue, not the pink)
@sarae it's black with HoloTaco unicorn glitter on top.
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice WOOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳
now all you have to do to get YOUR name in the Book of World Records is pay a bunch of money to a beer company clinging to relevancy so they can fly someone out to watch you do it!
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice Y U ALWAYS TEMPT ME ?!?!
(edit: very impressive! )
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@alice Y U ALWAYS TEMPT ME ?!?!
(edit: very impressive! )
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@JorisMeys this guy's highschool sweetheart like totally ran off with a Brinks lock and he's still salty about it 20 years later 🥺
But, to his credit, Brinks locks are not secure. They do—however—survive *way* better than Master locks when used as love locks by the ocean.
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice alright, this proves that these locks are shit.
Which ones are actually not breakable so easily?
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@JorisMeys this guy's highschool sweetheart like totally ran off with a Brinks lock and he's still salty about it 20 years later 🥺
But, to his credit, Brinks locks are not secure. They do—however—survive *way* better than Master locks when used as love locks by the ocean.
@alice I know absolutely nothing about locks, I was just in a goofy mood and your post happened to pass by. You're the expert, I take you at your word
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@alice alright, this proves that these locks are shit.
Which ones are actually not breakable so easily?
@bonkers actually, this proves I'm one of the fastest lockpickers in the word.
(Brinks locks are kinda shit though)
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@bonkers actually, this proves I'm one of the fastest lockpickers in the word.
(Brinks locks are kinda shit though)
@alice congrats, glad for you. I'd still like to know what locks you can't pick.
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice *suddenly my pants are in the floor for no reason*
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice You're so fn cool. This is so fn cool. I was scrolling in bed dozing off and now I'm wide awake THISISSOFNCOOOOOL!!!!
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@alice congrats, glad for you. I'd still like to know what locks you can't pick.
@bonkers I've picked thousands and thousands of locks, and there are only a few that I've not been able to open so far.
But to answer the heart of your question, a lock only needs to be more secure than the weakest link in your security, and resistance to brute force (like an angle grinder, ramset, or crowbar) is going to be more important than pick-resistance in almost every case.
Most people don't know how to pick locks.
Most professional locksmiths would have trouble with a Medeco. Most hobby lockpickers would have trouble with an ACE store-brand lock, or an American 1100, or an ABUS Titalium.
Of course, none of that matters much if you have an accessible window, or some other way of getting past a lock without bothering with it.
