I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
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@alice Holy shit! Are you going to try to get it into the Book?
@drwho yup. I'm going to try for 9 locks in under a minute.
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@simonzerafa not yet, but I'm going to try for it now that I know I can beat the record.
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@alice wait. Go back. Fluffy bear suit. Paws, too?
@faraiwe no paws
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@faraiwe no paws
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice I opened a padlock with a key once (but it took longer than 56 seconds).
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@faraiwe no paws
@alice because , you know, breaking that record while wearing fuzzy paws would be both ridiculously impressive and severely honk some people off.
Don't even get me started on the static involved... Bzzzzt.
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@alice @Haikyoneko nude lock picking?
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice fedi is great because sometimes you just find shit like this
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
Both incredible and worrying! Amazing to see.
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice Looks like there are still good news out there! Congratulations!
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice congratulations
and I think we're wearing very similar mail polish this week (the blue, not the pink)
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice
whooooo
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice Using keys to unlock locks is overrated anyway. Good work!
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@alice congratulations
and I think we're wearing very similar mail polish this week (the blue, not the pink)
@sarae it's black with HoloTaco unicorn glitter on top.
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice WOOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳
now all you have to do to get YOUR name in the Book of World Records is pay a bunch of money to a beer company clinging to relevancy so they can fly someone out to watch you do it!
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice Y U ALWAYS TEMPT ME ?!?!
(edit: very impressive! )
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@alice Y U ALWAYS TEMPT ME ?!?!
(edit: very impressive! )
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@JorisMeys this guy's highschool sweetheart like totally ran off with a Brinks lock and he's still salty about it 20 years later 🥺
But, to his credit, Brinks locks are not secure. They do—however—survive *way* better than Master locks when used as love locks by the ocean.
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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice alright, this proves that these locks are shit.
Which ones are actually not breakable so easily?
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@JorisMeys this guy's highschool sweetheart like totally ran off with a Brinks lock and he's still salty about it 20 years later 🥺
But, to his credit, Brinks locks are not secure. They do—however—survive *way* better than Master locks when used as love locks by the ocean.
@alice I know absolutely nothing about locks, I was just in a goofy mood and your post happened to pass by. You're the expert, I take you at your word
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