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  • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
    blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    DUDES! is it gay to wipe your butt or do you have to prove your manliness by opening up to the power of Uranus with macho wipes?

    🥸

    #tv #ads

    blogdiva@mastodon.socialB ohmu@social.seattle.wa.usO saucerlost@mastodon.socialS bfordham@infosec.exchangeB jwz@mastodon.socialJ 5 Replies Last reply
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    • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

      DUDES! is it gay to wipe your butt or do you have to prove your manliness by opening up to the power of Uranus with macho wipes?

      🥸

      #tv #ads

      blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
      blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
      blogdiva@mastodon.social
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      USA hegemonic culture is not. it’s a mental health crisis.

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      • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

        DUDES! is it gay to wipe your butt or do you have to prove your manliness by opening up to the power of Uranus with macho wipes?

        🥸

        #tv #ads

        ohmu@social.seattle.wa.usO This user is from outside of this forum
        ohmu@social.seattle.wa.usO This user is from outside of this forum
        ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us
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        #3

        @blogdiva
        I have no idea what you're talking about and counting it a blessing.

        blogdiva@mastodon.socialB emma@orbital.horseE 2 Replies Last reply
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        • ohmu@social.seattle.wa.usO ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us

          @blogdiva
          I have no idea what you're talking about and counting it a blessing.

          blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
          blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
          blogdiva@mastodon.social
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          #4

          @ohmu literally baby wipes repackaged and marketed as Dude wipes. that’s the brand. Dude wipes 😐

          ohmu@social.seattle.wa.usO slothrop@chaos.socialS 2 Replies Last reply
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          • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

            DUDES! is it gay to wipe your butt or do you have to prove your manliness by opening up to the power of Uranus with macho wipes?

            🥸

            #tv #ads

            saucerlost@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
            saucerlost@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
            saucerlost@mastodon.social
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            @blogdiva
            Just posting this again for no reason
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD44F25rocU

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            • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
              blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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              @grumble209 THIIIIIIIIS! grew up with bidets. am forbidden to install one by the landlord 😡

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              • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

                DUDES! is it gay to wipe your butt or do you have to prove your manliness by opening up to the power of Uranus with macho wipes?

                🥸

                #tv #ads

                bfordham@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
                bfordham@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
                bfordham@infosec.exchange
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                #7

                @blogdiva was in the office the past 2 days and the men’s room has “dude wipes” alongside normal stuff like mouthwash, etc. And, ok, I get wanting unscented stuff.

                I was just joking with my wife that I have “macho chapstick” because so many brands are flavored and/or glittery and I don’t really want that.

                But, first these are just unscented wipes, aka baby wipes. Second they are only available in “XL” 🙄

                Is it manly to be fragile? Apparently

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                • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

                  @grumble209 THIIIIIIIIS! grew up with bidets. am forbidden to install one by the landlord 😡

                  vinomadic@mastodon.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
                  vinomadic@mastodon.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @blogdiva @grumble209 I was So. Amazed. even the funkiest café-bar in Mendoza, Argentina had a bidet! Now, gotta hope water hasn't been cut off when you need it, as sometimes happened...!

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                  • ohmu@social.seattle.wa.usO ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us

                    @blogdiva
                    I have no idea what you're talking about and counting it a blessing.

                    emma@orbital.horseE This user is from outside of this forum
                    emma@orbital.horseE This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @ohmu @blogdiva people such as our Beloved Secretary of Murdering Little Girls with Help From Palantir think it's gay to wipe the shit off of one's butt.

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                    • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

                      @ohmu literally baby wipes repackaged and marketed as Dude wipes. that’s the brand. Dude wipes 😐

                      ohmu@social.seattle.wa.usO This user is from outside of this forum
                      ohmu@social.seattle.wa.usO This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @blogdiva
                      Of course.

                      Sigh. Well, as a public sector employee with colleagues in wastewater utilities, I mainly just hope they don't flush them.

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                      • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

                        DUDES! is it gay to wipe your butt or do you have to prove your manliness by opening up to the power of Uranus with macho wipes?

                        🥸

                        #tv #ads

                        jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                        jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @blogdiva There was absolutely some guy in the Trump admin who claimed that washing your hands after shitting was gay but I can't find it now.

                        moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM blogdiva@mastodon.socialB jwz@mastodon.socialJ 4 Replies Last reply
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                        • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                          @blogdiva There was absolutely some guy in the Trump admin who claimed that washing your hands after shitting was gay but I can't find it now.

                          moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @jwz @blogdiva Maybe found it? Pete Hegseth said this before he was in the administration, though he said he was joking [ETA: I _think_ he said it was gay. But that's not in this article and the original tweets are long gone. He _definitely_ said he didn't do it for MAN MAN and GERMS AREN'T REAL reasons.]

                          https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/02/11/fox-news-host-pete-hegseth-wash-hands-10-years/2835616002/

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                          • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                            @blogdiva There was absolutely some guy in the Trump admin who claimed that washing your hands after shitting was gay but I can't find it now.

                            blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @jwz ewwwwwww

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                            • moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

                              @jwz @blogdiva Maybe found it? Pete Hegseth said this before he was in the administration, though he said he was joking [ETA: I _think_ he said it was gay. But that's not in this article and the original tweets are long gone. He _definitely_ said he didn't do it for MAN MAN and GERMS AREN'T REAL reasons.]

                              https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/02/11/fox-news-host-pete-hegseth-wash-hands-10-years/2835616002/

                              blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @moira @jwz ewww as if he couldn't be more repellent

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                              • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

                                @ohmu literally baby wipes repackaged and marketed as Dude wipes. that’s the brand. Dude wipes 😐

                                slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                                slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @blogdiva @ohmu Tactical wipes (with camo print)

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                                • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

                                  @moira @jwz ewww as if he couldn't be more repellent

                                  moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @blogdiva @jwz honestly I'm surprised he wasn't in Team Wiping Your Butt Is Gay back in 2017

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                                  • slothrop@chaos.socialS slothrop@chaos.social

                                    @blogdiva @ohmu Tactical wipes (with camo print)

                                    ohmu@social.seattle.wa.usO This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @slothrop @blogdiva
                                    Muscular arm, veins popping, reaches for the packet and dude rips the end off with his teeth like he's pulling a pin from a grenade...

                                    I should stop before I accidentally predict their actual marketing.

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                                    • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                      @blogdiva There was absolutely some guy in the Trump admin who claimed that washing your hands after shitting was gay but I can't find it now.

                                      jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                      jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @blogdiva https://www.jwz.org/blog/2024/10/im-poopin/

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                                      • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                        @blogdiva There was absolutely some guy in the Trump admin who claimed that washing your hands after shitting was gay but I can't find it now.

                                        jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @blogdiva https://www.jwz.org/blog/2020/11/nazi-poop-discipline-2/

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                                        • ohmu@social.seattle.wa.usO ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us

                                          @slothrop @blogdiva
                                          Muscular arm, veins popping, reaches for the packet and dude rips the end off with his teeth like he's pulling a pin from a grenade...

                                          I should stop before I accidentally predict their actual marketing.

                                          slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                                          slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @ohmu @blogdiva Sweet Jesus, now I feel the urge to scrub my skull with soap. From the inside

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