DUDES!

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@ohmu literally baby wipes repackaged and marketed as Dude wipes. that’s the brand. Dude wipes

[saucerlost@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva
Just posting this again for no reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD44F25rocU

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@grumble209 THIIIIIIIIS! grew up with bidets. am forbidden to install one by the landlord

[bfordham@infosec.exchange]

@blogdiva was in the office the past 2 days and the men’s room has “dude wipes” alongside normal stuff like mouthwash, etc. And, ok, I get wanting unscented stuff.

I was just joking with my wife that I have “macho chapstick” because so many brands are flavored and/or glittery and I don’t really want that.

But, first these are just unscented wipes, aka baby wipes. Second they are only available in “XL”

Is it manly to be fragile? Apparently

[vinomadic@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva @grumble209 I was So. Amazed. even the funkiest café-bar in Mendoza, Argentina had a bidet! Now, gotta hope water hasn't been cut off when you need it, as sometimes happened...!

[emma@orbital.horse]

@ohmu @blogdiva people such as our Beloved Secretary of Murdering Little Girls with Help From Palantir think it's gay to wipe the shit off of one's butt.

[ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us]

@blogdiva
Of course.

Sigh. Well, as a public sector employee with colleagues in wastewater utilities, I mainly just hope they don't flush them.

[jwz@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva There was absolutely some guy in the Trump admin who claimed that washing your hands after shitting was gay but I can't find it now.

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@jwz @blogdiva Maybe found it? Pete Hegseth said this before he was in the administration, though he said he was joking [ETA: I _think_ he said it was gay. But that's not in this article and the original tweets are long gone. He _definitely_ said he didn't do it for MAN MAN and GERMS AREN'T REAL reasons.]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/02/11/fox-news-host-pete-hegseth-wash-hands-10-years/2835616002/

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@jwz ewwwwwww

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@moira @jwz ewww as if he couldn't be more repellent

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@blogdiva @ohmu Tactical wipes (with camo print)

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@blogdiva @jwz honestly I'm surprised he wasn't in Team Wiping Your Butt Is Gay back in 2017

[ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us]

@slothrop @blogdiva
Muscular arm, veins popping, reaches for the packet and dude rips the end off with his teeth like he's pulling a pin from a grenade...

I should stop before I accidentally predict their actual marketing.

[jwz@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva https://www.jwz.org/blog/2024/10/im-poopin/

[jwz@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva https://www.jwz.org/blog/2020/11/nazi-poop-discipline-2/

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@ohmu @blogdiva Sweet Jesus, now I feel the urge to scrub my skull with soap. From the inside

[zappes@mastodon.online]

@slothrop @ohmu @blogdiva The discussion also gave me a scrubbing urge, but it's not related to my skull.

[oldgeek@masto.yttrx.com]

@jwz @blogdiva Interesting. URL doesn't resolve. Ran nmap and no port 80/443.