Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
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Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.
Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.
Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!
@jgilbert Used-up/Unwanted Spitout Bot
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@jgilbert Oh, my cats would love that!
@eccentricgeezer @jgilbert
Literally began craving cat videos of this! Make it happen! -
Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.
Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.
Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!
@jgilbert Have you encountered some of those USB-A (and to a lesser degree USB-C) sockets on some cheaper computers? They are so badly made that it takes pliers to grab the USB plug (male) device to get enough grip to pull it out.
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Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.
Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.
Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!
@jgilbert
Suggested sound effect for that USB ejection:" 'Scuse me while I whip this out" (from #MelBrooks #BlazingSaddles ).
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Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.
Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.
Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!
@jgilbert device driver fails. Ptooie!
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Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.
Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.
Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!
@jgilbert with enough ejection force you could use it as a short range communication protocol
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@jgilbert with enough ejection force you could use it as a short range communication protocol
@jgilbert I used to have a camera, that had a spring loaded microSD port, that could easily shoot a card 15meters
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