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Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.

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  • jgilbert@mastodon.socialJ jgilbert@mastodon.social

    Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.

    Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.

    Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.

    Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!

    phooky@hexa.clubP This user is from outside of this forum
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    #17

    @jgilbert genuinely love this

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    • jgilbert@mastodon.socialJ jgilbert@mastodon.social

      Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.

      Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.

      Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.

      Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!

      leeloo@c.imL This user is from outside of this forum
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      leeloo@c.im
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      #18

      @jgilbert
      I can just imagine a manual upgrade or rooting of a USB device, half way through writing the new firmware, the device is fully charged and the cable gets ejected.

      Upgrade failed / checksom error / boot loop...

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      • jgilbert@mastodon.socialJ jgilbert@mastodon.social

        Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.

        Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.

        Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.

        Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!

        feral_3d@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
        feral_3d@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
        feral_3d@mastodon.social
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        #19

        @jgilbert until someone hacks the ejection port..... the more holes you add...

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        • jgilbert@mastodon.socialJ jgilbert@mastodon.social

          Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.

          Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.

          Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.

          Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!

          aka_quant_noir@hcommons.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #20

          @jgilbert Depends on the speed of ejection and if there's a tray to pop it onto.

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          • jgilbert@mastodon.socialJ jgilbert@mastodon.social

            Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.

            Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.

            Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.

            Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!

            juanejot@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            #21

            @jgilbert Used-up/Unwanted Spitout Bot

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            • eccentricgeezer@mastodon.socialE eccentricgeezer@mastodon.social

              @jgilbert Oh, my cats would love that!

              anguinea@mstdn.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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              @eccentricgeezer @jgilbert
              Literally began craving cat videos of this! Make it happen!

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              • jgilbert@mastodon.socialJ jgilbert@mastodon.social

                Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.

                Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.

                Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.

                Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!

                karlauerbach@sfba.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                karlauerbach@sfba.social
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                #23

                @jgilbert Have you encountered some of those USB-A (and to a lesser degree USB-C) sockets on some cheaper computers? They are so badly made that it takes pliers to grab the USB plug (male) device to get enough grip to pull it out.

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                • jgilbert@mastodon.socialJ jgilbert@mastodon.social

                  Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.

                  Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.

                  Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.

                  Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!

                  themanyvoices@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #24

                  @jgilbert
                  Suggested sound effect for that USB ejection:

                  " 'Scuse me while I whip this out" (from #MelBrooks #BlazingSaddles ).

                  https://youtube.com/shorts/TC_55Er0A4E?si=2L3Abc-DkHNoXSbn

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                  • jgilbert@mastodon.socialJ jgilbert@mastodon.social

                    Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.

                    Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.

                    Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.

                    Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!

                    manicpxisiemgrl@infosec.exchangeM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote last edited by
                    #25

                    @jgilbert device driver fails. Ptooie!

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                    • jgilbert@mastodon.socialJ jgilbert@mastodon.social

                      Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.

                      Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.

                      Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.

                      Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!

                      koval_blazej@fedi.lzspz.netK This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #26

                      @jgilbert with enough ejection force you could use it as a short range communication protocol

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                      • koval_blazej@fedi.lzspz.netK koval_blazej@fedi.lzspz.net

                        @jgilbert with enough ejection force you could use it as a short range communication protocol

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                        #27

                        @jgilbert I used to have a camera, that had a spring loaded microSD port, that could easily shoot a card 15meters

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