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  • gray@merping.synth.downloadG gray@merping.synth.download

    at a job interview

    "whats your biggest weakness?"

    "understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

    "could you give an me an example?"

    "yes i could"

    aharoni@wikis.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
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    @gray some people do it because they are assholes who think that it's funny, and some people do it sincerely because they are autistic. It used to be harder for me to tell the difference, but I'm gradually improving.

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    • jens@social.finkhaeuser.deJ jens@social.finkhaeuser.de

      @daycoder @gray Had a colleague, who I had this conversation with.

      Me: good morning!

      Them: the morning is not good.

      Me: I'm sorry your morning is not good. I was not trying to state that it is, I was wishing you had a good morning.

      Them: oh! In that case, I also wish you a good morning!

      Me: thank you! Now is there anything I can do to help with yours?

      ...

      The fun follow up to this is that *I* have come to be semi-/self-diagnosed.

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      @jens @daycoder @gray

      "If it is a good morning, which I doubt."

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      • jeffgrigg@mastodon.socialJ jeffgrigg@mastodon.social

        @jens @daycoder @gray

        "If it is a good morning, which I doubt."

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        @JeffGrigg @daycoder @gray I was thinking more of Gandalf and Frodo.

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        A quote from The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

        J.R.R. Tolkien — ‘Good Morning! said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under lon...

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        • aharoni@wikis.worldA aharoni@wikis.world

          @gray some people do it because they are assholes who think that it's funny, and some people do it sincerely because they are autistic. It used to be harder for me to tell the difference, but I'm gradually improving.

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          @aharoni @gray You usually see it on their faces. If they show signs of joy, then they're assholes. If they look at you dead serious they might be trained assholes, but more likely autistic.

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          • ryencode@mstdn.caR ryencode@mstdn.ca

            @gray
            Dad jokes. Industrialized.

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            @RyeNCode @gray We call that Carambar in France: each caramel comes with not one, not three, but two dad jokes. And they say there is no French industry. 😤

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            • gray@merping.synth.downloadG gray@merping.synth.download

              at a job interview

              "whats your biggest weakness?"

              "understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

              "could you give an me an example?"

              "yes i could"

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              peter@thepit.social
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              @gray "hi Confused, I'm dad!"

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              • gray@merping.synth.downloadG gray@merping.synth.download

                at a job interview

                "whats your biggest weakness?"

                "understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

                "could you give an me an example?"

                "yes i could"

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                @gray this is the essence of the IBM joke.

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                • gray@merping.synth.downloadG gray@merping.synth.download

                  at a job interview

                  "whats your biggest weakness?"

                  "understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

                  "could you give an me an example?"

                  "yes i could"

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                  robinadams@mathstodon.xyz
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                  @gray Paradox! That is an example - which means it isn't - which means it is - which means...

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                  • aharoni@wikis.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @neoluddite @kaiserkiwi @gray yeah, well, of course, and it's that gray area that is the hardest. Different autistic people may have a different sense of humor 🤷🏻‍♂️

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                    • gray@merping.synth.downloadG gray@merping.synth.download

                      at a job interview

                      "whats your biggest weakness?"

                      "understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

                      "could you give an me an example?"

                      "yes i could"

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                      drchaos@sauropods.win
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                      @gray Well, telling them that I found that question to be deeply flawed because of human nature didn't fly with the prospective boss either. His deputy seemed to love it...

                      My answer was that the question was loaded, people would answer "I often work too much!" and an axe murderer would probably not implicate themself, thereby requiring the interviewee to lie about their person.

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