<![CDATA[at a job interview]]>at a job interview

"whats your biggest weakness?"

"understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"could you give an me an example?"

"yes i could"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/12e7db41-a4ef-4a5b-b0d0-5629953bfe08/at-a-job-interviewRSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 07:10:40 GMTWed, 22 Apr 2026 15:52:58 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 19:20:46 GMT]]>@gray Well, telling them that I found that question to be deeply flawed because of human nature didn't fly with the prospective boss either. His deputy seemed to love it...

My answer was that the question was loaded, people would answer "I often work too much!" and an axe murderer would probably not implicate themself, thereby requiring the interviewee to lie about their person.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sauropods.win/users/drchaos/statuses/116461302354913742https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sauropods.win/users/drchaos/statuses/116461302354913742Fri, 24 Apr 2026 19:20:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:37:33 GMT]]>@neoluddite @kaiserkiwi @gray yeah, well, of course, and it's that gray area that is the hardest. Different autistic people may have a different sense of humor 🤷🏻‍♂️

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wikis.world/users/aharoni/statuses/116459952756819342https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wikis.world/users/aharoni/statuses/116459952756819342Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:37:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 08:31:22 GMT]]>@gray Paradox! That is an example - which means it isn't - which means it is - which means...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/robinadams/statuses/116458748834785001https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/robinadams/statuses/116458748834785001Fri, 24 Apr 2026 08:31:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 07:35:06 GMT]]>@gray this is the essence of the IBM joke.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://orbital.horse/users/emma/statuses/116458527548515201https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://orbital.horse/users/emma/statuses/116458527548515201Fri, 24 Apr 2026 07:35:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:35:00 GMT]]>@gray "hi Confused, I'm dad!"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thepit.social/users/peter/statuses/116458291246012309https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thepit.social/users/peter/statuses/116458291246012309Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:35:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:58:06 GMT]]>@RyeNCode @gray We call that Carambar in France: each caramel comes with not one, not three, but two dad jokes. And they say there is no French industry. 😤

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mamot.fr/users/KekunPlazas/statuses/116458146147277308https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mamot.fr/users/KekunPlazas/statuses/116458146147277308Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:58:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:30:50 GMT]]>@aharoni @gray You usually see it on their faces. If they show signs of joy, then they're assholes. If they look at you dead serious they might be trained assholes, but more likely autistic.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/kaiserkiwi/statuses/116458038926910679https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/kaiserkiwi/statuses/116458038926910679Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:30:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:04:10 GMT]]>@JeffGrigg @daycoder @gray I was thinking more of Gandalf and Frodo.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.finkhaeuser.de/users/jens/statuses/116457934029356925https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.finkhaeuser.de/users/jens/statuses/116457934029356925Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:04:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:42:15 GMT]]>@jens @daycoder @gray

"If it is a good morning, which I doubt."

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JeffGrigg/statuses/116456432296142814https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JeffGrigg/statuses/116456432296142814Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:42:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:08:13 GMT]]>@gray some people do it because they are assholes who think that it's funny, and some people do it sincerely because they are autistic. It used to be harder for me to tell the difference, but I'm gradually improving.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wikis.world/users/aharoni/statuses/116456298494127062https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wikis.world/users/aharoni/statuses/116456298494127062Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:08:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 21:37:27 GMT]]>@daycoder @gray Had a colleague, who I had this conversation with.

Me: good morning!

Them: the morning is not good.

Me: I'm sorry your morning is not good. I was not trying to state that it is, I was wishing you had a good morning.

Them: oh! In that case, I also wish you a good morning!

Me: thank you! Now is there anything I can do to help with yours?

...

The fun follow up to this is that *I* have come to be semi-/self-diagnosed.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.finkhaeuser.de/users/jens/statuses/116456177505615242https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.finkhaeuser.de/users/jens/statuses/116456177505615242Thu, 23 Apr 2026 21:37:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 14:53:11 GMT]]>@gray @RyeNCode

The old Peter Sellers joke:

Aww, look, what a good boy! Does your dog bite?

No

[ruff… grr… violence]

I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!?

That’s not my dog 🤷‍♂️

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/DavidM_yeg/statuses/116454587834739673https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/DavidM_yeg/statuses/116454587834739673Thu, 23 Apr 2026 14:53:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 13:44:38 GMT]]>@gray Very "Man with the Naked Gun"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/kaleissin/statuses/116454318317537927https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/kaleissin/statuses/116454318317537927Thu, 23 Apr 2026 13:44:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 13:26:39 GMT]]>@gray this really reminds me of a person I work with. I suspect that they’re autistic. My wife, who teaches autistic children suggested the same when I described some interactions without mentioning autism.

The replies here are very interesting.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/daycoder/statuses/116454247578868133https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/daycoder/statuses/116454247578868133Thu, 23 Apr 2026 13:26:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 11:07:06 GMT]]>@gray ah, so autism

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chitter.xyz/users/Ripp_/statuses/116453698850387776https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chitter.xyz/users/Ripp_/statuses/116453698850387776Thu, 23 Apr 2026 11:07:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 09:50:43 GMT]]>@matus_chochlik @gray “no, but I have devices on my person that allow me to look it up when needed.”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/c0dec0dec0de/statuses/116453398539429152https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/c0dec0dec0de/statuses/116453398539429152Thu, 23 Apr 2026 09:50:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:53:50 GMT]]>@gray
"excuse me, do you know what's the time?"
"yes, I do"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/matus_chochlik/statuses/116452938921412305https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/matus_chochlik/statuses/116452938921412305Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:53:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:42:51 GMT]]>@gray
Dad jokes. Industrialized.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/RyeNCode/statuses/116451716072051923https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/RyeNCode/statuses/116451716072051923Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:42:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to at a job interview on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:17:20 GMT]]>@gray

Something any good literalist would say.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ottawa.place/users/the5thColumnist/statuses/116451615767545153https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ottawa.place/users/the5thColumnist/statuses/116451615767545153Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:17:20 GMT