Hold on.
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@troublewithwords @futurebird Okay but to be fair the ability to teleport instantly to a Waffle House in an area affected by a natural disaster should reduce FEMA response times significantly.
@msbellows @troublewithwords @futurebird The amount of data is off the scale. Down to mitochondria. I love Trek but there’s no way we can transport. Let alone to a Waffle House.
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RE: https://flipboard.com/@newyorktimes/u.s.-6tjik97dz/-/a-VFo4INq0Rha0KLYBXX6HbA%3Aa%3A3195393-%2F0
Hold on. Did they talk to teleportation experts? What kind of expert do you get for this one?
I am also dubious. Everyone is dubious.
I guess object permanence isn't a FEMA job qualification?
@futurebird he should try speedrunning games with his abilities, this stuff is straight out of quadrazid's half-life world record
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@futurebird waffle house is actually the default spawn point that you get reset to when you fall out of bounds. don't ask me how i know
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