<![CDATA[Hold on.]]>RE: https://flipboard.com/@newyorktimes/u.s.-6tjik97dz/-/a-VFo4INq0Rha0KLYBXX6HbA%3Aa%3A3195393-%2F0

Hold on. Did they talk to teleportation experts? What kind of expert do you get for this one?

I am also dubious. Everyone is dubious.

I guess object permanence isn't a FEMA job qualification?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/104a6f94-1aca-411e-abec-34c29110cf7b/hold-on.RSS for NodeTue, 07 Apr 2026 16:56:19 GMTFri, 03 Apr 2026 17:19:40 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:24:42 GMT]]>@StellaFoxxie @futurebird Here?

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fediscience.org/users/martinvermeer/statuses/116342645195488542https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fediscience.org/users/martinvermeer/statuses/116342645195488542Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:24:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:22:51 GMT]]>@futurebird he should try speedrunning games with his abilities, this stuff is straight out of quadrazid's half-life world record

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://plush.city/users/mynameistillian/statuses/116342637951231211https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://plush.city/users/mynameistillian/statuses/116342637951231211Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:22:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:20:36 GMT]]>@msbellows @troublewithwords @futurebird The amount of data is off the scale. Down to mitochondria. I love Trek but there’s no way we can transport. Let alone to a Waffle House.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Mattcraig/statuses/116342629137762596https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Mattcraig/statuses/116342629137762596Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:20:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:20:34 GMT]]>@futurebird waffle house is actually the default spawn point that you get reset to when you fall out of bounds. don't ask me how i know

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/StellaFoxxie/statuses/116342628966240896https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/StellaFoxxie/statuses/116342628966240896Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:20:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 19:28:54 GMT]]>@futurebird
Quantum teleportation is a thing, so I guess they could ask some quantum optics guys.

Who will say "fuck no, he's got mental problems" like everyone else.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/ThreeSigma/statuses/116342425801387561https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/ThreeSigma/statuses/116342425801387561Fri, 03 Apr 2026 19:28:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:57:57 GMT]]>@ZiggyTheHamster @futurebird @FWA as a trans person, i don't go to the state of georgia

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne/statuses/116342304138868684https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne/statuses/116342304138868684Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:57:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:57:21 GMT]]>@ariadne @futurebird

The Waffle House nearest @FWA on shrooms is probably the best such experience

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ruby.social/users/ZiggyTheHamster/statuses/116342301733375734https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ruby.social/users/ZiggyTheHamster/statuses/116342301733375734Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:57:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:27:04 GMT]]>@futurebird No other aspect of maturity is; why would object permanence be different?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116342182697871550https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116342182697871550Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:27:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:26:10 GMT]]>@futurebird there's no such thing as reality anymore. Anything goes. All vibes.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gooser3000/statuses/116342179149133021https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gooser3000/statuses/116342179149133021Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:26:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:15:19 GMT]]>@futurebird this guy has a teleporter, and he used it to go to waffle house, rather than the starship Enterprise? What the fuck, buddy, really?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116342136493670893https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116342136493670893Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:15:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:08:46 GMT]]>@futurebird Strange that God would teleport him to a restaurant rather than, say, teleport emergency supplies to people who need them.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://notes.kvibber.com/users/kelson/statuses/01KNA8H1K51GG93GPW4415NJBYhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://notes.kvibber.com/users/kelson/statuses/01KNA8H1K51GG93GPW4415NJBYFri, 03 Apr 2026 18:08:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:58:43 GMT]]>@futurebird I feel like someone has made an SCP like this at some point

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Newpa_Hasai/statuses/116342071175417721https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Newpa_Hasai/statuses/116342071175417721Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:58:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:56:00 GMT]]>@troublewithwords @futurebird Okay but to be fair the ability to teleport instantly to a Waffle House in an area affected by a natural disaster should reduce FEMA response times significantly.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/msbellows/statuses/116342060542722285https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/msbellows/statuses/116342060542722285Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:56:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:49:26 GMT]]>@futurebird this guy

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/troublewithwords/statuses/116342033389250620https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/troublewithwords/statuses/116342033389250620Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:49:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:38:16 GMT]]>@troublewithwords

how does one get in on that gig? asking for a friend...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116341990772671923https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116341990772671923Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:38:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:37:45 GMT]]>@futurebird Waffle house experts.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/troublewithwords/statuses/116341988753006270https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/troublewithwords/statuses/116341988753006270Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:37:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:28:02 GMT]]>@futurebird

In his defense (and this relates to his job), tornadoes don’t believe in object permanence either.

🌪️😬

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/donray/statuses/116341950572416128https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/donray/statuses/116341950572416128Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:28:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:27:35 GMT]]>@futurebird honestly waffle house on shrooms is probably amazing, i support the FEMA dude

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne/statuses/116341948800037012https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne/statuses/116341948800037012Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:27:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:23:43 GMT]]>@futurebird

That is a face of deep addictions and endless justifications. Those eyes never know what he's waking up to. Boy's lost all-day.
I wanna play poker with this dummy, I wouldn't even lose facing my hand out.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.plus/users/GGMcBG/statuses/116341933583472780https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.plus/users/GGMcBG/statuses/116341933583472780Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:23:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:22:42 GMT]]>@futurebird seems like having a brain isn't a FEMA job qualification either.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cyberpunk.lol/users/Ibor/statuses/116341929591861622https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cyberpunk.lol/users/Ibor/statuses/116341929591861622Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:22:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hold on. on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:21:34 GMT]]>@futurebird i dunno, i once did a bunch of shrooms and "teleported" to a denny's

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne/statuses/116341925104101787https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne/statuses/116341925104101787Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:21:34 GMT