Hold on.

[llewelly@sauropods.win]

@futurebird this guy has a teleporter, and he used it to go to waffle house, rather than the starship Enterprise? What the fuck, buddy, really?

[gooser3000@mastodon.social]

@futurebird there's no such thing as reality anymore. Anything goes. All vibes.

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@futurebird No other aspect of maturity is; why would object permanence be different?

[ziggythehamster@ruby.social]

@ariadne @futurebird

The Waffle House nearest @FWA on shrooms is probably the best such experience

#FWA

[ariadne@social.treehouse.systems]

@ZiggyTheHamster @futurebird @FWA as a trans person, i don't go to the state of georgia

[threesigma@mastodon.online]

@futurebird
Quantum teleportation is a thing, so I guess they could ask some quantum optics guys.

Who will say "fuck no, he's got mental problems" like everyone else.

[stellafoxxie@oldbytes.space]

@futurebird waffle house is actually the default spawn point that you get reset to when you fall out of bounds. don't ask me how i know

[mattcraig@mastodon.social]

@msbellows @troublewithwords @futurebird The amount of data is off the scale. Down to mitochondria. I love Trek but there’s no way we can transport. Let alone to a Waffle House.

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@futurebird he should try speedrunning games with his abilities, this stuff is straight out of quadrazid's half-life world record

[martinvermeer@fediscience.org]

@StellaFoxxie @futurebird Here?

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