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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
    qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
    qdot@buttplug.engineer
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    #1

    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

    qdot@buttplug.engineerQ dfxluna@transfem.socialD indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS markstos@urbanists.socialM 14 Replies Last reply
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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

      for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

      qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
      qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
      qdot@buttplug.engineer
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      #2

      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

      If only you could yell it’s full name

      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

      darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD root@possum.cityR alienghic@timeloop.cafeA 17 Replies Last reply
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      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

        If only you could yell it’s full name

        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

        darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
        darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
        darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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        #3

        @qdot clanker?

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        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

          dfxluna@transfem.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
          dfxluna@transfem.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
          dfxluna@transfem.social
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          @qdot@buttplug.engineer This reminds me of the folder of bookmarks I had with waterfall noise EQ'd to tune out specific co-workers​​

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          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

            If only you could yell it’s full name

            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

            thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
            thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
            thomasjwebb@mastodon.social
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            @qdot Claude Entertainment Mario, get down here! What did I tell you about not adding pointless example code?!

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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

              for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

              indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
              indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
              indigoviolet@tech.lgbt
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              #6

              @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

              qdot@buttplug.engineerQ benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB benaveling@mastodon.ieB 3 Replies Last reply
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              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                If only you could yell it’s full name

                Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD This user is from outside of this forum
                digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD This user is from outside of this forum
                digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineer
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                #7

                @qdot Ooh, you're writing data MiniDiscs with instructions for these folks? :3

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                  root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
                  root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
                  root@possum.city
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                  #8

                  @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude GenAI Anthropic, you get in here this instant!

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                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                    If only you could yell it’s full name

                    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                    alienghic@timeloop.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
                    alienghic@timeloop.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
                    alienghic@timeloop.cafe
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                    @qdot

                    Caulde Butthead Anthropic?

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                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                      If only you could yell it’s full name

                      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                      ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
                      ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
                      ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.garden
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                      #10

                      @qdot it's NMN, of course /j

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                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                        If only you could yell it’s full name

                        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                        piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
                        piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
                        piku@blahaj.zone
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                        #11

                        @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude Amodei Anthropic

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                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                          sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
                          sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
                          sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe
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                          #12

                          @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

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                          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                            inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                            for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                            markstos@urbanists.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                            markstos@urbanists.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                            markstos@urbanists.social
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                            #13

                            @qdot Try adding SHARED-CODING-STANDARDS.md, putting your ideas for less annoying practices in there and submit a PR for the the team to review.

                            Coding to avoid every team member's individual annoyances is not the way.

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                            • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                              @qdot clanker?

                              qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                              qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                              qdot@buttplug.engineer
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                              @darkrat *clunkie

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                              • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                                @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                                qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                                qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                                qdot@buttplug.engineer
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                                @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

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                                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                  gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
                                  gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
                                  gramarye@bark.lgbt
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                                  #16

                                  @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

                                  jesstheunstill@infosec.exchangeJ 1 Reply Last reply
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                                  • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                                    @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                                    benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
                                    benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
                                    benjamineskola@hachyderm.io
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                                    #17

                                    @indigoviolet @qdot “I should share this at work … oh. maybe not”

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                                    • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

                                      @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

                                      nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @sudo_EatPant @qdot

                                      Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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                                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                        If only you could yell it’s full name

                                        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                        drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
                                        drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
                                        drwho@masto.hackers.town
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                                        @qdot Fred.

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                                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                          @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

                                          darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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                                          #20

                                          @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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