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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

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  • cstross@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
    cstross@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
    cstross@wandering.shop
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    #1

    Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

    Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

    yvan@toot.ale.gdY aadeacon@mastodon.socialA jzb@hachyderm.ioJ alisonw@fedimon.ukA sbisson@mastodon.socialS 28 Replies Last reply
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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

      Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

      yvan@toot.ale.gdY This user is from outside of this forum
      yvan@toot.ale.gdY This user is from outside of this forum
      yvan@toot.ale.gd
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      #2

      @cstross it looks like it eats children!

      Eat your veg, or your veg will eat you!

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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

        Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

        aadeacon@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
        aadeacon@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
        aadeacon@mastodon.social
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        #3

        @cstross NO No even that monstrosity does not deserve exposure to Trump.
        (Yes I know you were really referring to 2,4-D/2,4,6 T)

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

          Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

          jzb@hachyderm.ioJ This user is from outside of this forum
          jzb@hachyderm.ioJ This user is from outside of this forum
          jzb@hachyderm.io
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          #4

          @cstross reminds me of Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas, after losing the suit that held him together.

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

            Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

            Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

            alisonw@fedimon.ukA This user is from outside of this forum
            alisonw@fedimon.ukA This user is from outside of this forum
            alisonw@fedimon.uk
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            #5

            @cstross
            I suspect little kids love it.

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            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

              Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

              Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

              sbisson@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
              sbisson@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
              sbisson@mastodon.social
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              @cstross Isn't it a reskinned Fungus The Bogeyman?

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                ginevracat@toot.communityG This user is from outside of this forum
                ginevracat@toot.communityG This user is from outside of this forum
                ginevracat@toot.community
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                @cstross That's something that emerges from swamps, not supermarkets!!!

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                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                  Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                  Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                  mhd@tilde.zoneM This user is from outside of this forum
                  mhd@tilde.zoneM This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #8

                  @cstross Using bananas for scale, how large would that monstrosity be?

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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                    Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                    Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                    curtadams@urbanists.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                    curtadams@urbanists.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                    curtadams@urbanists.social
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                    @cstross I think you'd need more than a microdose to come up with that.

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                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                      Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                      Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                      footle@tech.lgbtF This user is from outside of this forum
                      footle@tech.lgbtF This user is from outside of this forum
                      footle@tech.lgbt
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                      #10

                      @cstross I for one did not have "Omega's Gel Guards promoting fruit and veg consumption" on my 2026 bingo card...

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                        Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                        chantaryu2@pataterie.caC This user is from outside of this forum
                        chantaryu2@pataterie.caC This user is from outside of this forum
                        chantaryu2@pataterie.ca
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                        #11

                        @cstross I like it. It's cute. The Plant Golem.

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                        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                          Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                          Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                          woe2you@beige.partyW This user is from outside of this forum
                          woe2you@beige.partyW This user is from outside of this forum
                          woe2you@beige.party
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                          @cstross Looks like it needs feeding into a grinder then killing with fire.

                          Now, where did I put the BIG Rizlas?

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                          • curtadams@urbanists.socialC curtadams@urbanists.social

                            @cstross I think you'd need more than a microdose to come up with that.

                            ordradical@beige.partyO This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #13

                            @CurtAdams @cstross
                            Macrodosing

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                            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                              Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                              Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                              arakin@meow.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @cstross "you are what you eat..." *High pitched laughter, close up of mouth clamping shut, cut to black*

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                              • chantaryu2@pataterie.caC chantaryu2@pataterie.ca

                                @cstross I like it. It's cute. The Plant Golem.

                                m@martinh.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                                m@martinh.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                                m@martinh.net
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                                #15

                                @chantaryu2 @cstross Fruity BFG

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                                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                  Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                                  Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                                  domo@pizza.enby.cityD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #16

                                  @cstross kill it with agent orange is not a great thing to joking about. Please look into what the Americans did with agent orange in Vietnam. It's caused issues that continue today... It's not a funny joke.

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                                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                    Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                                    Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                                    drewtowler@mas.toD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @cstross
                                    He looks happy, leave him alone!

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                                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                      Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                                      Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

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                                      phosphenes@mastodon.social
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                                      #18

                                      @cstross

                                      This needs a whole back story about a GMO scientist who caught fire and plunged into the produce section. Today he fights crime and scurvy.

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                                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                        Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                                        Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                                        argonaut@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
                                        argonaut@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @cstross @bobthomson70
                                        as a kid i would love it.

                                        (but really: criticising even someone trying to get kids to eat their veggies is peak criticising. trying is better than not trying, and cynicism is worse than not-so-clever ideas)

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                                        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                          Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                                          Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                                          malcolm@sns.internationalotaku.comM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @cstross They missed a trick by not going with "take and eat; this is my body" as an advertising slogan
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