Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross Isn't it a reskinned Fungus The Bogeyman?
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross That's something that emerges from swamps, not supermarkets!!!
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross Using bananas for scale, how large would that monstrosity be?
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross I think you'd need more than a microdose to come up with that.
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross I for one did not have "Omega's Gel Guards promoting fruit and veg consumption" on my 2026 bingo card...
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross I like it. It's cute. The Plant Golem.
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross Looks like it needs feeding into a grinder then killing with fire.
Now, where did I put the BIG Rizlas?
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@cstross I think you'd need more than a microdose to come up with that.
@CurtAdams @cstross
Macrodosing -
Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross "you are what you eat..." *High pitched laughter, close up of mouth clamping shut, cut to black*
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@cstross I like it. It's cute. The Plant Golem.
@chantaryu2 @cstross Fruity BFG
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross kill it with agent orange is not a great thing to joking about. Please look into what the Americans did with agent orange in Vietnam. It's caused issues that continue today... It's not a funny joke.
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross
He looks happy, leave him alone! -
Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
This needs a whole back story about a GMO scientist who caught fire and plunged into the produce section. Today he fights crime and scurvy.
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross @bobthomson70
as a kid i would love it.(but really: criticising even someone trying to get kids to eat their veggies is peak criticising. trying is better than not trying, and cynicism is worse than not-so-clever ideas)
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross They missed a trick by not going with "take and eat; this is my body" as an advertising slogan -
Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross oh god, it looks like Baymax from Big Hero 6 suffering from a mass infection of those multicolored pulsating parasites that normally live in snails' eye stalks.
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross the adverts are even more deranged as the "fruit beast" is chasing children. Looks like it's made of insects to me.
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
Scary Veggies to Eat in the Dark
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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
@cstross trippy
