I just read a sentence that referred to “the decades since” 2005 and I feel personally attacked.
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you're not alone john, you're not alone
we are old
"born in the 1900s" is apparently ancient now. this poor dad just driving his kids to school gets absolutely roasted for it:
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@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @overholt My daughter once asked if I’d ever known “a hippy”, and I didn’t even know where to begin.
. I showed her pictures of her grandparents and me in our 70s gear. She laughed. A lot. 
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you're not alone john, you're not alone
we are old
"born in the 1900s" is apparently ancient now. this poor dad just driving his kids to school gets absolutely roasted for it:
@benroyce kids be like "how far can we take it before getting an ass whoop?"
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@benroyce Even before mobiles - the C net was just invented then and required a suitcase size installation and cost some tenthousand Euros @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
Yeah. I can so relate to this man.
When I told my kids, we had no mobile phones when I was their age, they started to wonder whether we had cars or TVs.
Fortunately for them, they did not ask for dinosaurs.
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Yeah. I can so relate to this man.
When I told my kids, we had no mobile phones when I was their age, they started to wonder whether we had cars or TVs.
Fortunately for them, they did not ask for dinosaurs.
@mina @Bugspriet @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
i was in my yard smelting iron in my furnace after having just learned it is stronger than bronze, when the smartphone dropped
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@mina @Bugspriet @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
i was in my yard smelting iron in my furnace after having just learned it is stronger than bronze, when the smartphone dropped
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@mloxton @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @overholt It’s the stripes that scarred me. Bell bottomed trousers with 3” orange, blue, and yellow stripes. Men would wear them. In public. The shame of being a preteen with a father who would wear such things, it has never faded. Verily, did my parents fly the freak flag high...and yet, when I showed signs of growing old enough to enjoy the freedom, they became yuppies and sent me to a convent. In another country. Because, boomers.
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you're not alone john, you're not alone
we are old
"born in the 1900s" is apparently ancient now. this poor dad just driving his kids to school gets absolutely roasted for it:
I dunno... Those kids knew about WW1, WW2, Queen Elizabeth, Jesus... I mean... Their sense of timescale is off but... They's kids.
I think they're gonna be alright.
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time collapses for them. anything "before" happening within the timeframe of their parents age just makes sense to them, because they view their parents as ancient and omnipotent at their young age. it's strangely endearing
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Yeah. I can so relate to this man.
When I told my kids, we had no mobile phones when I was their age, they started to wonder whether we had cars or TVs.
Fortunately for them, they did not ask for dinosaurs.
@mina @Bugspriet @benroyce @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt I worked in a county museum as a student. The dads — the know-it-alls who’d read artefacts’ cards then announce what they’d just read as if they’d always Known All Things
— had a clear and complete chronology of humans in their heads: modern humans, pioneers (19th C), Vikings, ancient Egyptians, cave men + dinosaurs (as co-habitants). So easy! -
@mina @Bugspriet @benroyce @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt I worked in a county museum as a student. The dads — the know-it-alls who’d read artefacts’ cards then announce what they’d just read as if they’d always Known All Things
— had a clear and complete chronology of humans in their heads: modern humans, pioneers (19th C), Vikings, ancient Egyptians, cave men + dinosaurs (as co-habitants). So easy!@tantramar @mina @Bugspriet @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
i've always been confused as to if the ancient aliens that helped the maya are the same ancient aliens that helped the egyptians
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@mina @Bugspriet @benroyce @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt I worked in a county museum as a student. The dads — the know-it-alls who’d read artefacts’ cards then announce what they’d just read as if they’d always Known All Things
— had a clear and complete chronology of humans in their heads: modern humans, pioneers (19th C), Vikings, ancient Egyptians, cave men + dinosaurs (as co-habitants). So easy!At least, they're gonna have smart kids!
@Bugspriet @benroyce @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
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@mloxton @benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @overholt It’s the stripes that scarred me. Bell bottomed trousers with 3” orange, blue, and yellow stripes. Men would wear them. In public. The shame of being a preteen with a father who would wear such things, it has never faded. Verily, did my parents fly the freak flag high...and yet, when I showed signs of growing old enough to enjoy the freedom, they became yuppies and sent me to a convent. In another country. Because, boomers.
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@tantramar @mina @Bugspriet @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
i've always been confused as to if the ancient aliens that helped the maya are the same ancient aliens that helped the egyptians
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@benroyce @tantramar @mina @Bugspriet @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Well, of course they were. What else explains all the Egyptian stuff in the Grand Canyon. It’s just science, man. 🧐
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it's kind of neat how time kaleidoscopes for a kid. the vikings and... wwi. sure, roughly the same time period. and older person: they must have been around
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@benroyce @tantramar @mina @Bugspriet @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Well, of course they were. What else explains all the Egyptian stuff in the Grand Canyon. It’s just science, man. 🧐
@MissConstrue @tantramar @mina @Bugspriet @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
yeah luckily lewis and clark could get the ancient alien tech from the grand canyon to george washington just in time to beat the british in the revolutionary war. napoleon almost got it instead. that would have totally screwed with history, and i understand history well and can appreciate the implications (/s)
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you're not alone john, you're not alone
we are old
"born in the 1900s" is apparently ancient now. this poor dad just driving his kids to school gets absolutely roasted for it:
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@benroyce @wendinoakland @overholt
It sounds like these kids are smarter than they let on. They're taking their dad for a ride.@kolya @wendinoakland @overholt
"time to drive you to school"
"no dad, time for us to drive you to ego death"
