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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech!

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  • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

    @sundogplanets
    paving the cow path
    pull the udder one
    it’s Friesan in ’ere
    a pat on the back
    pasture best
    heard it through the bovine
    tri ungulate

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    @urlyman @sundogplanets il pleut comme vache qui pisse.
    Where are cows born in the UK? Uddersfield.
    Why can't cows stay still? Because they're always moo-ving.
    All the above it true or it could be utter bullocks.

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    • bransonturner@mastodon.socialB bransonturner@mastodon.social

      @sundogplanets there's taking the bull by the horns and on the horns of a dilemma, but not cows, exactly

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      @sundogplanets having grown up in Texas, I'd think I'd have more, but the only others I have are "all hat and no cattle" and "not my barn, not my cattle"

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      • ivor@social.ivor.orgI ivor@social.ivor.org

        @sundogplanets obviously the classic... "Consider a spherical cow..."

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        @ivor I came here to say just that

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        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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          @sundogplanets German: Get the cow off the ice!

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          • bransonturner@mastodon.socialB bransonturner@mastodon.social

            @sundogplanets having grown up in Texas, I'd think I'd have more, but the only others I have are "all hat and no cattle" and "not my barn, not my cattle"

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            @sundogplanets there's one about "dumb enough to milk a bull"

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            • klara@drupal.communityK klara@drupal.community

              @sundogplanets Als het kalf verdronken is, dempt men de put.

              When the calf has drowned, one fills the well.

              I guess this will apply to Kessler syndrome too.

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              @sundogplanets another dutch one: Er is geen koe zo bont of er zit wel een vlekje aan.
              There isn't a cow so piebald or it has a speck.

              Meaning: no smoke without fire, there must be some thruth to the rumor.

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              • E ef@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                @urlyman @sundogplanets il pleut comme vache qui pisse.
                Where are cows born in the UK? Uddersfield.
                Why can't cows stay still? Because they're always moo-ving.
                All the above it true or it could be utter bullocks.

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                @EF I am mostly utter bullocks

                @sundogplanets

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                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                  @sundogplanets

                  "Everything is better with some cows around .."

                  Ever since I heard Corb Lund sing it, it's been my favorite cow expression.

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                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                    @sundogplanets I was gonna say "closing the barn door after the cows have left", but from what I can tell, the more common form of this idiom is "closing the barn (or stable) door after the horse has bolted".

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                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                      @sundogplanets I can contribute the Finnish saying "oma lehmä ojassa", "his (or her) own cow in the ditch".

                      He has got his own cow in the ditch = He has his own reasons for asking you to do something, eg. helping to pull up the cow from the ditch.

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                      • kallekn@mastodonsweden.seK kallekn@mastodonsweden.se

                        @sundogplanets I can contribute the Finnish saying "oma lehmä ojassa", "his (or her) own cow in the ditch".

                        He has got his own cow in the ditch = He has his own reasons for asking you to do something, eg. helping to pull up the cow from the ditch.

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                        @sundogplanets Oh, and then we have the Swedish one, "ingen ko på isen", "there is no cow on the ice", meaning "no need to hurry, it's not an emergency.

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                          This is amazing, I am learning so many sayings!!

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                          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                            @sundogplanets 对牛弹琴 (dui niu tan qin): playing music for a cow (or doing something useless). But they didn’t have our current knowledge of how that’s actually a meaningful thing to do

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                            • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                              @sundogplanets 对牛弹琴 (dui niu tan qin): playing music for a cow (or doing something useless). But they didn’t have our current knowledge of how that’s actually a meaningful thing to do

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                              @skinnylatte Having sung many songs for cows, I love this saying and also love singing to cows!

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                              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                @sundogplanets Is your glass calf full, or calf empty?

                                The Jersey Boys moosical

                                The hoof is in the pudding

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                                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                  @sundogplanets “Don’t have a cow, man.”

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                                  • jonoleth@mastodon.socialJ jonoleth@mastodon.social

                                    @sundogplanets "Det är ingen ko på isen så länge rumpan är i land", or "No cow is on the ice so long as their butt is on shore"

                                    Meaning "Don't worry about it" cause the cows aren't going to drown even if the ice breaks

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                                    @jonoleth @sundogplanets In Danish we seem to have dropped the last half of that, so we just have "there's no cow on the ice" = "don't worry". I had no idea there was a longer version that actually made sense 😄
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                                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                      @sundogplanets In Dutch we say "Dat is een waarheid als een koe", which literally translates to "That is a truth like a cow", meaning that it is *very* true. I guess b/c you cannot avoid a cow when it is in front of you.

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                                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                        @sundogplanets
                                        The cheese stans alone.

                                        Stands? No. That can't be right.

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                                        • anna@mathstodon.xyzA anna@mathstodon.xyz

                                          @sundogplanets In Dutch we say "Dat is een waarheid als een koe", which literally translates to "That is a truth like a cow", meaning that it is *very* true. I guess b/c you cannot avoid a cow when it is in front of you.

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                                          @sundogplanets We also say "Als het kalf verdronken is, dempt men de put", which translates to "One closes the well after the calf has drowned", meaning that measures to prevent something bad from happening only happen after that bad thing has already happened.

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