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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech!

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  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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    @sundogplanets "Oude koeien uit de sloot vissen" (Dutch)
    (fishing old cows out of the ditch)

    starting (again) about something (annoying) that happened in the past

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    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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      @sundogplanets cow tools

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      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

        This is amazing, I am learning so many sayings!!

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        @sundogplanets pardon my French but “oh la vache!”

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        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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          @sundogplanets on landing in Wisconsin to visit for the umpteenth time: “hm, smell that dairy air”

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          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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            @sundogplanets

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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              @sundogplanets
              Calling someone a "turd blossom"

              Wikipedia:
              "Turd blossom" is a Texan United States term for a flower which grows from a pile of cow dung.

              The term gained fame in the United States in 2004 as a nickname that was reportedly assigned by former U.S. President George W. Bush as a term of endearment for his former chief political advisor, Karl Rove.

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              • benni@social.tchncs.deB benni@social.tchncs.de

                @Tom_ofB @sundogplanets another German one: "Die Kuh vom Eis holen." Moving the cow from the ice. the meaning is to solve a difficult but urgent problem.

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                @benni @Tom_ofB @sundogplanets

                Interesting!

                There's a Swedish that must have had some related origin: "det är ingen ko på isen" = "There's no cow on the ice", as in, there are presently no pressing urgent problems to solve.

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                • violanders@mastodon.nuV violanders@mastodon.nu

                  @sundogplanets In Swedish there is a saying, "Man saknar inte kon förrän båset är tomt" ("One doesn't miss the cow until the stall is empty"), i.e. you don't know what you have until it's gone. Several of the Norwegian and Danish examples in this thread also exist in Swedish.

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                  @sundogplanets
                  Oh, and political bargaining is called "kohandel" ("cow trading") in Sweden since 1933 when the Social Democrats and the Farmers' League party negotiated a financial stimulus package.

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                  • bituur_esztreym@pouet.chapril.orgB bituur_esztreym@pouet.chapril.org

                    @sundogplanets
                    there's one in french:

                    "il pleut comme vache qui pisse"

                    (it's raining like a cow peeing)

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                    @bituur_esztreym @sundogplanets not cows, right? But once they took an elephant to a TV show and the elephant... pissed. I can't find any records only, and luckily so, this was in the 80s in south américa, but you can find video of pissing elephants all right... just now in a studio full of people 🙂

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                    • mdione@en.osm.townM mdione@en.osm.town

                      @bituur_esztreym @sundogplanets not cows, right? But once they took an elephant to a TV show and the elephant... pissed. I can't find any records only, and luckily so, this was in the 80s in south américa, but you can find video of pissing elephants all right... just now in a studio full of people 🙂

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                      @mdione @sundogplanets
                      flooding.. ^^

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                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                        @sundogplanets Not a figure of speech per se, but in the US there is an urban legend about "cow tipping" - sneaking up on a sleeping cow and pushing it on its side until it falls over.
                        I've heard this multiple times over the years, and not one of the tricksters telling the tale had any use for my observation that the cows on the farm I grew up on did not sleep standing up!

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                          @sundogplanets In French there's "qui vole un ouef vole un boeuf" - "whoever will steal an egg will steal a cow". Meaning, if someone has shown in a small inconsequential way they can't be trusted, they can't be trusted on big consequential things either.

                          Also in Brazil there's "mão de vaca" - "cow's hand". It means someone's stingy, doesn't want to open their hand to let go of money.

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                          • trifolium@c.imT trifolium@c.im

                            @sundogplanets

                            A Finnish saying:

                            “Katsoo kuin lehmä uutta porttia.”

                            “Watches like a cow at a new gate.”

                            As a cow may get confused in front of a new thing, just stops there and stares, so may a person.

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                            @Trifolium @sundogplanets A stargate?

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                            • kramse@helvede.netK kramse@helvede.net

                              @sundogplanets
                              probably not exactly what you are looking at, but my mind immediately saw the Simpsons

                              "Don't have a cow, man!" is a famous catchphrase from Bart Simpson

                              and a compilation of Bart saying it:
                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3sdZw1gThE

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                              @kramse @sundogplanets I came here looking for this. As a child of the 80s, this was a thing kids said before Bart carried on the torch. See also, "She's totally having a cow."

                              It was also unfortunately a way for 80s teens to say a girl is unattractive. "She's such a cow."

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                              • violanders@mastodon.nuV violanders@mastodon.nu

                                @sundogplanets
                                Oh, and political bargaining is called "kohandel" ("cow trading") in Sweden since 1933 when the Social Democrats and the Farmers' League party negotiated a financial stimulus package.

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                                @violanders @sundogplanets

                                Ah, in English this is "horse trading"

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                                • k4mpfie@mastodon.socialK k4mpfie@mastodon.social

                                  @diazona @sundogplanets "It's a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo" 😂

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                                  @K4mpfie @diazona @sundogplanets

                                  Looking through the thread to see if anyone mentioned it, I was expecting to find it!! 😊

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                                  • tanghus@freeradical.zoneT tanghus@freeradical.zone

                                    @sundogplanets Will calves do? In Danish "som skidt fra en spædekalv". Like shit from a newborn calf.
                                    https://lyricstranslate.com/en/idiom/som-skidt-fra-en-spaedekalv

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                                    @tanghus

                                    cc @KalleWirsch

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