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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech!

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  • tom_ofb@23.socialT tom_ofb@23.social

    @sundogplanets Eine Kuh macht Muh, viele Kühe machen Mühe
    (hard to translate German pun, roughly "one cow says moo, many cows create mooch work")

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    @sundogplanets one more German one: "Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut" literraly: Doesn't fit on a cow skin, cow skin as in raw material for parchment.

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    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

      klara@drupal.communityK This user is from outside of this forum
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      @sundogplanets Als het kalf verdronken is, dempt men de put.

      When the calf has drowned, one fills the well.

      I guess this will apply to Kessler syndrome too.

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      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

        nicovel0@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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        @sundogplanets “il pleut comme vache qui pisse”
        French, it’s raining like a pissing cow.

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        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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          @sundogplanets

          "peach teats"

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          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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            @sundogplanets

            Как корова языком слизала.

            Чья бы корова мычала, а твоя бы молчала.

            Молоко у коровы на языке: как покормишь, так и подоишь.

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

              babble_endanger@freeradical.zoneB This user is from outside of this forum
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              @sundogplanets SimCity Two Cows In Windows

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              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                @sundogplanets In Dutch: (Je moet geen) Oude koeien uit de sloot halen - (one should not be) getting old cows out of the ditch: you should not harp on about grievances or wrongdoings from the past.

                Bij de pinken zijn: Being with the yearlings (bullocks). Being clever, alert, witty.

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                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                  sixumbrellas@toot.berlinS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @sundogplanets I am living next to these guys and had to secure my WiFi. They were downloading to much mooooosic.

                  (Sorry. It's one of the weak yeahmad gags ;))

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                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                    @sundogplanets "like a saddle on a cow" is a russian idiom to describe something that doesn't go together with something else at all

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                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                      @sundogplanets "He has a face like a cow licking piss off a nettle"

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                      • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                        @sundogplanets
                        paving the cow path
                        pull the udder one
                        it’s Friesan in ’ere
                        a pat on the back
                        pasture best
                        heard it through the bovine
                        tri ungulate

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                        @urlyman @sundogplanets il pleut comme vache qui pisse.
                        Where are cows born in the UK? Uddersfield.
                        Why can't cows stay still? Because they're always moo-ving.
                        All the above it true or it could be utter bullocks.

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                        • bransonturner@mastodon.socialB bransonturner@mastodon.social

                          @sundogplanets there's taking the bull by the horns and on the horns of a dilemma, but not cows, exactly

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                          @sundogplanets having grown up in Texas, I'd think I'd have more, but the only others I have are "all hat and no cattle" and "not my barn, not my cattle"

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                          • ivor@social.ivor.orgI ivor@social.ivor.org

                            @sundogplanets obviously the classic... "Consider a spherical cow..."

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                            @ivor I came here to say just that

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                            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                              @sundogplanets German: Get the cow off the ice!

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                              • bransonturner@mastodon.socialB bransonturner@mastodon.social

                                @sundogplanets having grown up in Texas, I'd think I'd have more, but the only others I have are "all hat and no cattle" and "not my barn, not my cattle"

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                                @sundogplanets there's one about "dumb enough to milk a bull"

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                                • klara@drupal.communityK klara@drupal.community

                                  @sundogplanets Als het kalf verdronken is, dempt men de put.

                                  When the calf has drowned, one fills the well.

                                  I guess this will apply to Kessler syndrome too.

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                                  @sundogplanets another dutch one: Er is geen koe zo bont of er zit wel een vlekje aan.
                                  There isn't a cow so piebald or it has a speck.

                                  Meaning: no smoke without fire, there must be some thruth to the rumor.

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                                  • E ef@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                    @urlyman @sundogplanets il pleut comme vache qui pisse.
                                    Where are cows born in the UK? Uddersfield.
                                    Why can't cows stay still? Because they're always moo-ving.
                                    All the above it true or it could be utter bullocks.

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                                    @EF I am mostly utter bullocks

                                    @sundogplanets

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                                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                      @sundogplanets

                                      "Everything is better with some cows around .."

                                      Ever since I heard Corb Lund sing it, it's been my favorite cow expression.

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                                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                        @sundogplanets I was gonna say "closing the barn door after the cows have left", but from what I can tell, the more common form of this idiom is "closing the barn (or stable) door after the horse has bolted".

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                                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                          kallekn@mastodonsweden.seK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @sundogplanets I can contribute the Finnish saying "oma lehmä ojassa", "his (or her) own cow in the ditch".

                                          He has got his own cow in the ditch = He has his own reasons for asking you to do something, eg. helping to pull up the cow from the ditch.

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