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  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

    quincy@chaos.socialQ This user is from outside of this forum
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    @sundogplanets

    Two German ones:

    "Die Kuh vom Eis holen" ("getting the cow off the ice") - resolving a difficult situation

    "Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut" (this goes on no cow-skin) - expressing mild outrage

    (sorry, no puns involved)

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    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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      @amin ohhhh I love that Afghan proverb!

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      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

        bransonturner@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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        @sundogplanets there's taking the bull by the horns and on the horns of a dilemma, but not cows, exactly

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        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

          gustavinobevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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          @sundogplanets

          "You can't eat a steak and later complain there is no more milk".

          In a press release I sold that for "ancient wisdom" but actually I invented it 10 minutes before.

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          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

            jonoleth@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            @sundogplanets "Det är ingen ko på isen så länge rumpan är i land", or "No cow is on the ice so long as their butt is on shore"

            Meaning "Don't worry about it" cause the cows aren't going to drown even if the ice breaks

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

              urlyman@mastodon.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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              @sundogplanets
              paving the cow path
              pull the udder one
              it’s Friesan in ’ere
              a pat on the back
              pasture best
              heard it through the bovine
              tri ungulate

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              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                dimllychlyngarw@troet.cafeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                @sundogplanets Originally French: "You speak French like a cow in Spain"

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                • tom_ofb@23.socialT tom_ofb@23.social

                  @sundogplanets Eine Kuh macht Muh, viele Kühe machen Mühe
                  (hard to translate German pun, roughly "one cow says moo, many cows create mooch work")

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                  @sundogplanets one more German one: "Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut" literraly: Doesn't fit on a cow skin, cow skin as in raw material for parchment.

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                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                    klara@drupal.communityK This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @sundogplanets Als het kalf verdronken is, dempt men de put.

                    When the calf has drowned, one fills the well.

                    I guess this will apply to Kessler syndrome too.

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                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                      nicovel0@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @sundogplanets “il pleut comme vache qui pisse”
                      French, it’s raining like a pissing cow.

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                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                        @sundogplanets

                        "peach teats"

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                          @sundogplanets

                          Как корова языком слизала.

                          Чья бы корова мычала, а твоя бы молчала.

                          Молоко у коровы на языке: как покормишь, так и подоишь.

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                          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                            @sundogplanets SimCity Two Cows In Windows

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                            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                              cynthiastreef@sunny.gardenC This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @sundogplanets In Dutch: (Je moet geen) Oude koeien uit de sloot halen - (one should not be) getting old cows out of the ditch: you should not harp on about grievances or wrongdoings from the past.

                              Bij de pinken zijn: Being with the yearlings (bullocks). Being clever, alert, witty.

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                              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                sixumbrellas@toot.berlinS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @sundogplanets I am living next to these guys and had to secure my WiFi. They were downloading to much mooooosic.

                                (Sorry. It's one of the weak yeahmad gags ;))

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                                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                  mynameistillian@plush.cityM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @sundogplanets "like a saddle on a cow" is a russian idiom to describe something that doesn't go together with something else at all

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                                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                    ccferrie@mastodon.ieC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @sundogplanets "He has a face like a cow licking piss off a nettle"

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                                    • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                                      @sundogplanets
                                      paving the cow path
                                      pull the udder one
                                      it’s Friesan in ’ere
                                      a pat on the back
                                      pasture best
                                      heard it through the bovine
                                      tri ungulate

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                                      @urlyman @sundogplanets il pleut comme vache qui pisse.
                                      Where are cows born in the UK? Uddersfield.
                                      Why can't cows stay still? Because they're always moo-ving.
                                      All the above it true or it could be utter bullocks.

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                                      • bransonturner@mastodon.socialB bransonturner@mastodon.social

                                        @sundogplanets there's taking the bull by the horns and on the horns of a dilemma, but not cows, exactly

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                                        @sundogplanets having grown up in Texas, I'd think I'd have more, but the only others I have are "all hat and no cattle" and "not my barn, not my cattle"

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                                        • ivor@social.ivor.orgI ivor@social.ivor.org

                                          @sundogplanets obviously the classic... "Consider a spherical cow..."

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                                          @ivor I came here to say just that

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