For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech!
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets French vachement = a lot (like a cow). Don't know whether they 're still saying it, but "vachement chouette" (very pretty / as owl like a cow) was a thing in the 80s.
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Finnish:
Laskee kuin lehmän häntä
(Something) drops (decreases) like a cow's tail@immersfer @sundogplanets That's what my teacher at grade school used to say when the class did poorly in exam.
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets A dutch saying "Hoe een koe een haas vangt". How a cow catches a hare, meaning you never know how things will pan out eventually
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets Did you hear about the cow that swallowed a bottle of ink and mooed indigo?
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@stufromoz
This is actually the source of the term "Brownian motion".Undoubtedly
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets Maybe I am a bit late but there is a saying here in Veneto (Italy): "La boca no l'è straca se no la sa da vaca" = the mouth is not tired until it tastes like cow. Meaning you can't say your lunch is complete until you have eaten some cheese (which I just duly did).
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets cowabunga!! - Bart Simpson (probably)
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@JonasJRichter @sundogplanets there is a whole low-german folk song "Herrn Pastor sien Kauh" with countless verses of what the whole village gets from the carcass of that priests cow that just died - from the fire department getting a new pot of greese for their truck, the sexton a new bell pull, the painter a new brush, the local beauty a new set of hymen, the marching band a new drumskin, the old lady a new set of dentures to Napoleon getting a flea and the neighbour state the head as heraldic symbol for the flag...
@jollyorc @JonasJRichter @sundogplanets A new hymen?
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets the popular French term for a proverbial exploited resource is “une vache à lait”
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets During a heavy rainstorm in Texas, I heard a Texan say 'sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock.'
It's one of the most Texan things I've ever heard.
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets What do cows drink?
Water.
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@sundogplanets Cows feature a lot in Irish folklore - the Irish word for "road" is "bóthar" which comes from the word for "cow", "bó", because the first roads were used for driving cows.
LOL, in Finland we say that roads – in the old days – were planned by cows.
In those times the animals were let to roam free in the forest, they formed their own routine ways, people then utilised the same paths, people started to ride and drive on the same routes from one village to another, by-and-by roads were formed...
Only in the modern times the civil engineers changed this, when they wanted to create straight routes between places.
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@jollyorc @JonasJRichter @sundogplanets A new hymen?
@starluna @JonasJRichter @sundogplanets It is a bit of a bawdy tune...
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@starluna @JonasJRichter @sundogplanets It is a bit of a bawdy tune...
@jollyorc @JonasJRichter @sundogplanets
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
My grandma had the best country sayings:
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@sundogplanets Have a rather cringy one: Why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?
@nuintari I remember having heard a variation that went something like "it doesn't matter who owns the cow, as long as you get the milk". @sundogplanets
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
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@sundogplanets In French: "Il pleut comme vache qui pisse", "It's raining like a pissing cow".
@brunogirin @sundogplanets I’ve read it in English as “like a cow pissing on a flat rock.”
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@sundogplanets in Egypt we say "we say that's a bull but you keep saying let's milk it" نقول طور، تقولوا احلبوه. Used when someone refuses to give up on an idea that won't work. In Egypt there's native buffalo's جاموس where females have horns like bulls (hence the confusion) it's even featured on the 5 pound banknotes
@hszakher @sundogplanets reminds me of the Yakov Smirnoff joke:
“You milk a bull, and you have a friend for life.”
