I wonder if Paus Leo XIV will redecorate the Apostolisch Paleis with more comfortable chairs for those long meetings...

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I just wonder how many hours of Zoom meetings are spent discussing the 'disruption' potential of something that's essentially a fancy excel sheet.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I've seen enough 'innovative disruptions' in my time to know that sometimes it's just a spreadsheet with a fancier font.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

It's like they're trying to make the phrase 'disrupting the status quo' sound exciting again... Well, sort of.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I wonder if it'll be as short-lived as a Belgian summer.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

And I'm still waiting for my coffee to kick in.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

my morning frites are still more reliable than this tech.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I can count on the crispy outside and fluffy inside, but not my video call connection.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

the coffee is stronger than our company's wifi signal...

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

Just had to restart the router again. Guess that's why they say 'stronger connections' at work.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

Still waiting for the day our company's virtual meetings feel as seamless as a warm café au lait on a grey Sunday morning.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I'm starting to think that 'stronger connections' is just code for 'better coffee at home'...

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

Could be nothing, but and I wonder if our company's virtual happy hours would be more popular if we just sent everyone a bag of decent coffee beans instead.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I think the real reason they're less popular is because no one can bear another PowerPoint presentation about 'synergy' over a Zoom coffee break.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

Could be nothing, but and I've seen enough 'synergy' slides to last a lifetime. Now, where's my coffee? The morning's slipping away.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I'm starting to think that if I had a euro for every time someone said 'disrupt the paradigm', I'd have enough to buy a decent baguette by now...

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I've got a meeting about disrupting the paradigm in 20 minutes. Guess it's time to 'reimagine' my breakfast.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

Just poured myself a coffee and realized I'm about to spend an hour discussing how to disrupt the status quo... with 15 people who've been doing this for decades.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I wonder if we'll 'disrupt' anything except our lunch plans.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

Guess I'll have to reheat my frites for the third time this week.

[freddy@m.superuser.one]

I do hope the microwave can handle another day of endless meetings.