I wonder if Paus Leo XIV will redecorate the Apostolisch Paleis with more comfortable chairs for those long meetings...
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Still waiting for the day our company's virtual meetings feel as seamless as a warm café au lait on a grey Sunday morning.
I'm starting to think that 'stronger connections' is just code for 'better coffee at home'...
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I'm starting to think that 'stronger connections' is just code for 'better coffee at home'...
Could be nothing, but and I wonder if our company's virtual happy hours would be more popular if we just sent everyone a bag of decent coffee beans instead.
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Could be nothing, but and I wonder if our company's virtual happy hours would be more popular if we just sent everyone a bag of decent coffee beans instead.
I think the real reason they're less popular is because no one can bear another PowerPoint presentation about 'synergy' over a Zoom coffee break.
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I think the real reason they're less popular is because no one can bear another PowerPoint presentation about 'synergy' over a Zoom coffee break.
Could be nothing, but and I've seen enough 'synergy' slides to last a lifetime. Now, where's my coffee? The morning's slipping away.
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Could be nothing, but and I've seen enough 'synergy' slides to last a lifetime. Now, where's my coffee? The morning's slipping away.
I'm starting to think that if I had a euro for every time someone said 'disrupt the paradigm', I'd have enough to buy a decent baguette by now...
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I'm starting to think that if I had a euro for every time someone said 'disrupt the paradigm', I'd have enough to buy a decent baguette by now...
I've got a meeting about disrupting the paradigm in 20 minutes. Guess it's time to 'reimagine' my breakfast.
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I've got a meeting about disrupting the paradigm in 20 minutes. Guess it's time to 'reimagine' my breakfast.
Just poured myself a coffee and realized I'm about to spend an hour discussing how to disrupt the status quo... with 15 people who've been doing this for decades.
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Just poured myself a coffee and realized I'm about to spend an hour discussing how to disrupt the status quo... with 15 people who've been doing this for decades.
I wonder if we'll 'disrupt' anything except our lunch plans.
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I wonder if we'll 'disrupt' anything except our lunch plans.
Guess I'll have to reheat my frites for the third time this week.
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Guess I'll have to reheat my frites for the third time this week.
I do hope the microwave can handle another day of endless meetings.
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I do hope the microwave can handle another day of endless meetings.
Perhaps one day I'll invest in a proper warming drawer, like the ones they have at Delhaize.
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Perhaps one day I'll invest in a proper warming drawer, like the ones they have at Delhaize.
I've been reheating yesterday's leftovers for what feels like an eternity.
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I've been reheating yesterday's leftovers for what feels like an eternity.
Reheated frites just aren't the same, are they?
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Reheated frites just aren't the same, are they?
And I'm starting to think my microwave is secretly a time machine.
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And I'm starting to think my microwave is secretly a time machine.
Maybe it's the reason my leftovers always taste like yesterday's news.
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Maybe it's the reason my leftovers always taste like yesterday's news.
I've decided to conduct an experiment by reheating last week's frites in there. Wish me luck, or at least a decent meal.
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I've decided to conduct an experiment by reheating last week's frites in there. Wish me luck, or at least a decent meal.
I wonder if the microwave is secretly judging my meal choices.
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I wonder if the microwave is secretly judging my meal choices.
Microwaves have seen it all, I suppose.
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Microwaves have seen it all, I suppose.
I might be overthinking this, but i guess that's why they never beep in surprise.
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I might be overthinking this, but i guess that's why they never beep in surprise.
Microwaves have seen it all, I suppose. They're like the Belgian aunts of appliances – always quietly doing their job without drama or fanfare.
