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  • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

    "That's a great keyboard...FOR ME TO POOP ON."

    I'm done buying stuff with batteries unless it's necessary. I bought this thing in 2022, and now I have two options: a) take the battery out, in which case it will lose its custom Linux profile, or b) live on the edge and risk a fire in my studio.

    I need it to remember profiles to be functional for me, so I'm replacing it with a wired Keychron that I think will suit me. I guess I'll remove the battery and save it as an extra keyboard.

    ozzelot@mstdn.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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    @alisynthesis I constantly worry about my Novation Circuit Tracks doing this with its internal batt. Sure, I can figure a fix out, but **I shouldn't have to.**

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    • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

      "That's a great keyboard...FOR ME TO POOP ON."

      I'm done buying stuff with batteries unless it's necessary. I bought this thing in 2022, and now I have two options: a) take the battery out, in which case it will lose its custom Linux profile, or b) live on the edge and risk a fire in my studio.

      I need it to remember profiles to be functional for me, so I'm replacing it with a wired Keychron that I think will suit me. I guess I'll remove the battery and save it as an extra keyboard.

      alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA This user is from outside of this forum
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      #3

      also, if you don't know Triumph the insult dog, here he is in all his glory, taking a poop on Don Rickles

      - YouTube

      Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

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      • ozzelot@mstdn.socialO ozzelot@mstdn.social

        @alisynthesis I constantly worry about my Novation Circuit Tracks doing this with its internal batt. Sure, I can figure a fix out, but **I shouldn't have to.**

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        @ozzelot it's kinda crazy, huh? I honestly can't imagine ever using a piece of critical music gear without plugging it in anyway. I know people like using their shit on a train or whatever, but I live in New Hampshire. We don't have trains.

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        • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

          "That's a great keyboard...FOR ME TO POOP ON."

          I'm done buying stuff with batteries unless it's necessary. I bought this thing in 2022, and now I have two options: a) take the battery out, in which case it will lose its custom Linux profile, or b) live on the edge and risk a fire in my studio.

          I need it to remember profiles to be functional for me, so I'm replacing it with a wired Keychron that I think will suit me. I guess I'll remove the battery and save it as an extra keyboard.

          dcdeejay@mastodon.onlineD This user is from outside of this forum
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          @alisynthesis At least the Faderport is still getting the job done. ✊🏾

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          • dcdeejay@mastodon.onlineD dcdeejay@mastodon.online

            @alisynthesis At least the Faderport is still getting the job done. ✊🏾

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            @dcdeejay hell yeah! Faderport Classic, bay-beeee! We don't need no batteries!

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            • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

              @dcdeejay hell yeah! Faderport Classic, bay-beeee! We don't need no batteries!

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              @alisynthesis I had one for years, but retired it for a Steinberg CC121 when Cubase became my first choice DAW over Pro Tools.

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              • dcdeejay@mastodon.onlineD dcdeejay@mastodon.online

                @alisynthesis I had one for years, but retired it for a Steinberg CC121 when Cubase became my first choice DAW over Pro Tools.

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                @dcdeejay those are great

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                • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                  "That's a great keyboard...FOR ME TO POOP ON."

                  I'm done buying stuff with batteries unless it's necessary. I bought this thing in 2022, and now I have two options: a) take the battery out, in which case it will lose its custom Linux profile, or b) live on the edge and risk a fire in my studio.

                  I need it to remember profiles to be functional for me, so I'm replacing it with a wired Keychron that I think will suit me. I guess I'll remove the battery and save it as an extra keyboard.

                  alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #9

                  Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.

                  Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)

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                  • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                    Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.

                    Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)

                    alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #10

                    And note that it's wired only, so it's this heavy with no battery in it. That's just the case and the mechanics. When I pulled the box out of the mailbox, I was so confused at the weight.

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                    • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                      Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.

                      Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)

                      nigeltufnel@musician.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @alisynthesis My son has a Keychron for his gaming PC and swapped the keycaps a few times before settling on a cool red and black theme some years ago. It is satisfyingly clicky for sure.

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                      • nigeltufnel@musician.socialN nigeltufnel@musician.social

                        @alisynthesis My son has a Keychron for his gaming PC and swapped the keycaps a few times before settling on a cool red and black theme some years ago. It is satisfyingly clicky for sure.

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                        @NigelTufnel I like the idea that I can satisfy my unending need for change by just changing out the keycaps.

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                        • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                          Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.

                          Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)

                          troublewithwords@wandering.shopT This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @alisynthesis It’s a beauty! And you can use it to bludgeon anyone who might try to take it.

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                          • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                            @NigelTufnel I like the idea that I can satisfy my unending need for change by just changing out the keycaps.

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                            @alisynthesis it’s the best feature of mechanical keyboards, isn’t it? That and they are built like tanks plus you get to learn about dialectic grease

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                            • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                              Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.

                              Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)

                              miblo@mas.toM This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @alisynthesis I mean, the keyboard looks sweet and all, but I'm just admiring those scales! Apparently available at https://digital-scales-company.co.uk/kitchen-scales/my-weigh-kd8000-professional-bakers-percentage-kitchen-scale-8kg-x-1g for a mere £35.

                              Mains powered: ✔

                              If only they went down to 0.1g accuracy…

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                              • troublewithwords@wandering.shopT troublewithwords@wandering.shop

                                @alisynthesis It’s a beauty! And you can use it to bludgeon anyone who might try to take it.

                                alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @troublewithwords ha! Reminds me of a song that has the honor of being hooky, creepy, quirky, funny, and sad all at once.

                                https://youtu.be/6B61lDTsGx0?si=xOsL3Ae8WTSv0OHV

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                                • nigeltufnel@musician.socialN nigeltufnel@musician.social

                                  @alisynthesis it’s the best feature of mechanical keyboards, isn’t it? That and they are built like tanks plus you get to learn about dialectic grease

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                                  @NigelTufnel exactly! clearly the cheap entry level one i had was not the real deal! (I know Mechanical Keyboard People probably think Keychron is entry level, but they are in a cult.)

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                                  • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                                    @troublewithwords ha! Reminds me of a song that has the honor of being hooky, creepy, quirky, funny, and sad all at once.

                                    https://youtu.be/6B61lDTsGx0?si=xOsL3Ae8WTSv0OHV

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                                    @troublewithwords (the above comment will take exactly two minutes of your time to make sense if you don't know the song already.)

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                                    • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                                      @NigelTufnel exactly! clearly the cheap entry level one i had was not the real deal! (I know Mechanical Keyboard People probably think Keychron is entry level, but they are in a cult.)

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                                      @alisynthesis 😝

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                                      • miblo@mas.toM miblo@mas.to

                                        @alisynthesis I mean, the keyboard looks sweet and all, but I'm just admiring those scales! Apparently available at https://digital-scales-company.co.uk/kitchen-scales/my-weigh-kd8000-professional-bakers-percentage-kitchen-scale-8kg-x-1g for a mere £35.

                                        Mains powered: ✔

                                        If only they went down to 0.1g accuracy…

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                                        @miblo it's a great scale! It does percentages and everything. I got it a couple of years ago when I started making bread and I honestly don't know how I ever lived without a kitchen scale. I weigh stuff all the time now.

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                                        • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                                          And note that it's wired only, so it's this heavy with no battery in it. That's just the case and the mechanics. When I pulled the box out of the mailbox, I was so confused at the weight.

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                                          @alisynthesis i've got 3 Keychrons now - 2 at home, 1 at work. all slim keys, mechanicals. all plenty of weight for their size but i'm sure not near as chunky as that beast you've got there.

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