"That's a great keyboard...FOR ME TO POOP ON."
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"That's a great keyboard...FOR ME TO POOP ON."
I'm done buying stuff with batteries unless it's necessary. I bought this thing in 2022, and now I have two options: a) take the battery out, in which case it will lose its custom Linux profile, or b) live on the edge and risk a fire in my studio.
I need it to remember profiles to be functional for me, so I'm replacing it with a wired Keychron that I think will suit me. I guess I'll remove the battery and save it as an extra keyboard.
also, if you don't know Triumph the insult dog, here he is in all his glory, taking a poop on Don Rickles
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@alisynthesis I constantly worry about my Novation Circuit Tracks doing this with its internal batt. Sure, I can figure a fix out, but **I shouldn't have to.**
@ozzelot it's kinda crazy, huh? I honestly can't imagine ever using a piece of critical music gear without plugging it in anyway. I know people like using their shit on a train or whatever, but I live in New Hampshire. We don't have trains.

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"That's a great keyboard...FOR ME TO POOP ON."
I'm done buying stuff with batteries unless it's necessary. I bought this thing in 2022, and now I have two options: a) take the battery out, in which case it will lose its custom Linux profile, or b) live on the edge and risk a fire in my studio.
I need it to remember profiles to be functional for me, so I'm replacing it with a wired Keychron that I think will suit me. I guess I'll remove the battery and save it as an extra keyboard.
@alisynthesis At least the Faderport is still getting the job done.


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@alisynthesis At least the Faderport is still getting the job done.


@dcdeejay hell yeah! Faderport Classic, bay-beeee! We don't need no batteries!
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@dcdeejay hell yeah! Faderport Classic, bay-beeee! We don't need no batteries!
@alisynthesis I had one for years, but retired it for a Steinberg CC121 when Cubase became my first choice DAW over Pro Tools.
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@alisynthesis I had one for years, but retired it for a Steinberg CC121 when Cubase became my first choice DAW over Pro Tools.
@dcdeejay those are great
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"That's a great keyboard...FOR ME TO POOP ON."
I'm done buying stuff with batteries unless it's necessary. I bought this thing in 2022, and now I have two options: a) take the battery out, in which case it will lose its custom Linux profile, or b) live on the edge and risk a fire in my studio.
I need it to remember profiles to be functional for me, so I'm replacing it with a wired Keychron that I think will suit me. I guess I'll remove the battery and save it as an extra keyboard.
Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.
Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)
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Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.
Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)
And note that it's wired only, so it's this heavy with no battery in it. That's just the case and the mechanics. When I pulled the box out of the mailbox, I was so confused at the weight.
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Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.
Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)
@alisynthesis My son has a Keychron for his gaming PC and swapped the keycaps a few times before settling on a cool red and black theme some years ago. It is satisfyingly clicky for sure.
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@alisynthesis My son has a Keychron for his gaming PC and swapped the keycaps a few times before settling on a cool red and black theme some years ago. It is satisfyingly clicky for sure.
@NigelTufnel I like the idea that I can satisfy my unending need for change by just changing out the keycaps.
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Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.
Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)
@alisynthesis It’s a beauty! And you can use it to bludgeon anyone who might try to take it.
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@NigelTufnel I like the idea that I can satisfy my unending need for change by just changing out the keycaps.
@alisynthesis it’s the best feature of mechanical keyboards, isn’t it? That and they are built like tanks plus you get to learn about dialectic grease
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Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.
Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)
@alisynthesis I mean, the keyboard looks sweet and all, but I'm just admiring those scales! Apparently available at https://digital-scales-company.co.uk/kitchen-scales/my-weigh-kd8000-professional-bakers-percentage-kitchen-scale-8kg-x-1g for a mere £35.
Mains powered:

If only they went down to 0.1g accuracy…
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@alisynthesis It’s a beauty! And you can use it to bludgeon anyone who might try to take it.
@troublewithwords ha! Reminds me of a song that has the honor of being hooky, creepy, quirky, funny, and sad all at once.
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@alisynthesis it’s the best feature of mechanical keyboards, isn’t it? That and they are built like tanks plus you get to learn about dialectic grease
@NigelTufnel exactly! clearly the cheap entry level one i had was not the real deal! (I know Mechanical Keyboard People probably think Keychron is entry level, but they are in a cult.)
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@troublewithwords ha! Reminds me of a song that has the honor of being hooky, creepy, quirky, funny, and sad all at once.
@troublewithwords (the above comment will take exactly two minutes of your time to make sense if you don't know the song already.)
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@NigelTufnel exactly! clearly the cheap entry level one i had was not the real deal! (I know Mechanical Keyboard People probably think Keychron is entry level, but they are in a cult.)
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@alisynthesis I mean, the keyboard looks sweet and all, but I'm just admiring those scales! Apparently available at https://digital-scales-company.co.uk/kitchen-scales/my-weigh-kd8000-professional-bakers-percentage-kitchen-scale-8kg-x-1g for a mere £35.
Mains powered:

If only they went down to 0.1g accuracy…
@miblo it's a great scale! It does percentages and everything. I got it a couple of years ago when I started making bread and I honestly don't know how I ever lived without a kitchen scale. I weigh stuff all the time now.
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And note that it's wired only, so it's this heavy with no battery in it. That's just the case and the mechanics. When I pulled the box out of the mailbox, I was so confused at the weight.
@alisynthesis i've got 3 Keychrons now - 2 at home, 1 at work. all slim keys, mechanicals. all plenty of weight for their size but i'm sure not near as chunky as that beast you've got there.
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@miblo it's a great scale! It does percentages and everything. I got it a couple of years ago when I started making bread and I honestly don't know how I ever lived without a kitchen scale. I weigh stuff all the time now.
@alisynthesis Right, sweet! Yeah, I'm intrigued by this percentages feature. Imagining it could even be pretty much this "ratios" idea I dreamt up the other month: https://mas.to/@miblo/115951579505700178
