Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…

[rpmik@avgeek.social]

@stroughtonsmith ‍️

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith it depends on which part of the book you’re reading.

[stuart@sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh]

@stroughtonsmith multiverse simulation confirmed to not be thread safe.

[fabienmarry@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith That is some new level of Reality Distortion Field.

[console@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith How fitting. Liquid Glass on macOS is also in an alternative universe.

[gray_wind@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith it lives in the better world )

[siguza@infosec.space]

@stroughtonsmith dude, Trump is gonna publicly execute Tim if he hears of this...

[cynicalsecurity@bsd.network]

@stroughtonsmith that's the problem with models which don't keep up with voting fraud

[stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social]

@siguza out a high rise window, as is the way

[stevenodb@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith @siracusa that’s painful, but it doesn’t really matter. If Apple or anyone uses LLMs to answer knowledge queries directly. We all lose.
Fingers crossed they use LLMs to parse the question and give an formulate the answer based on information that was retrieve from a knowledge database, then we’re talking.

[dharkness@defcon.social]

@stroughtonsmith maybe private cloud computer is quantum and reporting from a better timeline.

[siguza@infosec.space]

@stroughtonsmith into a poisoned helicopter blade, I'm sure

[mardor@ruhr.social]

@stroughtonsmith So apparently Apple did not drift into this absurd parallel universe we are all stuck now. Can we use this connection to return into our reality?

[ismh86@eworld.social]

@stroughtonsmith I want to jump to that timeline.

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@stroughtonsmith If only…

[josh@appdot.net]

@stroughtonsmith So THIS is why Siri randomly claims there is no foyer lamp or turns something off or suddenly doesn't recognize my husband's voice? Some sort of experimental quantum magnet alternate universe stuff?

[seebaer@ruhr.social]

@stroughtonsmith just asked same question. Answer: The President is Joe Biden!

[eeean@mindly.social]

@stroughtonsmith works similarly well with the Pope

[jan@social.eden.one]

@stroughtonsmith The current US administration probably asked Apple to take alternative facts into account, and you can hear the "Not like this!" across the Atlantic.

[alerque@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith For realz‽