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@Tabby_Schaf @JoBlakely to be honest mastodon is really small to do a census on all humanity

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling ‘banana’, but didn’t know how you stopped. (Witches Abroad)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

#harrypotter #lotr #quotes #funny

I don't believe in anything you have to believe in.#FranLebowitz #quotes #quote #bot

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"There is no greatness where simplicity, goodness, and truth are absent." — Leo Tolstoy#quotes

Whoever decided to give me a human form, i hope you lost your job. I was supposed to be a big ‘ol weed plant in the middle of a forest, next to a stream, that when anyone felt lonely or unloved could come get buds from me, get real high, and realize the universe truly loves you.- Bodhi John Kenobi (@50Shades0fHay on Twitter but now the account is gone.)#quotes

QOTD#qotd #quotes #getnotified #bookstodon

"I never said half that shit!"—Sun Tzu, Benjamin Franklin, etc.#Quotes #Shitpost