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Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realising that most of his customers want meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits. (Men at Arms)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

Rincewind opened his mouth to reply but felt the words huddle together in his throat, reluctant to emerge into a world that was rapidly going mad. (The Colour of Magic)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

Knowing the time of your death is one of those strange bonuses that comes with being a true magic user. And, on the whole, it is a bonus.Many a wizard has passed away happily drinking the last of his wine cellar and incidentally owing very large sums of money. (Lords and Ladies)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

@mdione Kobo?https://www.kobo.com/gb/en/author/terry-pratchett?ac=1&acpos=&acp=&acsrc=gsp&sid=9cb56ed7-61d8-5555-8475-22c85cb645f4&ssid=psvRf9ev5JoVBMqsQ5VSv&fcmedia=Book

@thomastc @Natasha_Jay no, its somehow just how their voice is. Its not loud or soft, or right or wrong, it just is. It is painfully even handed, but also sometimes, just slightly kind.

‘Putting up a statue to someone who tried to stop a war is not very, um, statuesque. Of course, if you had butchered five hundred of your own men out of arrogant carelessness, we’d be melting the bronze already.’ (Jingo)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.Mister Teatime enjoyed himself too much. And other people, also. (Hogfather)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

Knowing the time of your death is one of those strange bonuses that comes with being a true magic user. And, on the whole, it is a bonus.Many a wizard has passed away happily drinking the last of his wine cellar and incidentally owing very large sums of money. (Lords and Ladies)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

Twoflower didn’t just look at the world through rose-tinted spectacles, Rincewind knew – he looked at it through a rose-tinted brain, too and heard it through rose-tinted ears. (The Light Fantastic) #TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

The trouble with being a god is that you’ve got no one to pray to. (Small Gods)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

@Natasha_Jay GNU STP

@veronica Nice!

Well this blew up 🤯If you already know Sir Terry Pratchett's work, I hope it was a lovely reminder of what a genius he was.If you've never heard of Sir Terry Pratchett, I hope you feel inspired to check out the Discworld series of books, which honestly just get better and better as they go.#TerryPratchett #Books #Discworld

@Odaeus Everyone who came to love Terry Pratchett was shaped thereby. It's not hard to tell, this is a person who knows and has opinions about Granny Weatherwax

Life was a remarkably common commodity. Anything sufficiently complicated seemed to get cut in for some, in the same way that anything massive enough got a generous helping of gravity. The universe had a definite tendency towards awareness. This suggested a certain subtle cruelty woven into the very fabric of space-time. (Soul Music)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

‘Act your age, Gytha.’‘Act? Don’t have to act, can do it automatic,’ said Nanny. ‘Acting half my age…now that’s the difficult trick.’ (Lords and Ladies)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

Ptraci didn’t just derail the train of thought, she ripped up the rails, burned the stations and melted the bridges for scrap. (Pyramids)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

‘He’s mad, isn’t he?’‘No, mad’s when you froth at the mouf,’ said Gaspode. ‘He’s insane. That’s when you froth at the brain.’ (Men at Arms)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot

@cstross Yeah, it's real fun. I haven't had a lot of time to read in the last few days, but pyramids.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling ‘banana’, but didn’t know how you stopped. (Witches Abroad)#TerryPratchett #quotes #quote #bot