Man, if I was ANYWHERE near #NewYork right now, I would march RIGHT down to James "Babydoll" Dixon's office, look his secretary or receptionist in the face, and say:>"What would it cost in dollars to get #JonStewart to appear in a five minute discussion where I directly ask him:>>'What would it take to get you to seriously run for #President of the #UnitedStates to save our country's soul? >>See, over 20 years ago, you sat onstage between Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala, and you implored them,>>>"we NEED you, we NEED what you do.">>Well, I am here now, saying to you, Mister Stewart, we NEED you. We NEED what you do.>>Since at least 1999, the turn of the millennium, we've been watching you.>>We've watched you play the court jester... but the one that revealed the Emperor's New Clothes.>>We've seen you grow from a slightly mawkish and self-deprecating shy guy to a commanding and somber elder statesman. The voice of a rational generation.>>Your unique career trajectory has been guiding you to this moment in time, this place in space.>>We need you, like the #Ukraine needed #Zelenskyy. We need your strength, your intelligence, your wit, your candor.>>We need you. Please, step up. Help save us.>>We need you.>>#NoJoke.'>Either recorded or private, his choice, of course. Do you validate?"You know, if I lived anywhere near New York, that is. -West Bennett, 02.27.2026#DailyShow #USPol #US #America #USPolitics #USA
