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Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership

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  • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

    Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts

    jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ This user is from outside of this forum
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    This detail is definitely going into the second novel I write that nobody will read

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    • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

      Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts

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      @jalefkowit I vaguely remember @scalzi had a short story with a plot element like that.

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      • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

        Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts

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        @jalefkowit "I'm sorry sir, we no longer accept Experian credit monitoring for payment. Do you have a Trans Union voucher, perhaps?"

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        • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

          Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts

          abarker@mast.hpc.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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          @jalefkowit is this a Philip K. Dick story?

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          • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

            This detail is definitely going into the second novel I write that nobody will read

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            I tell you I am absolutely swimming in it right now

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            • abarker@mast.hpc.socialA abarker@mast.hpc.social

              @jalefkowit is this a Philip K. Dick story?

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              @abarker I should be so good as to be in such company 😆

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              • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts

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                @jalefkowit
                there's def a good bit in there

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                • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                  Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership

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                  @jalefkowit 😃

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                  • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                    Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership

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                    @jalefkowit and, the lawyers will make millions. I hate the class action lawsuit industry. I mean, there has to be some way for individuals to be compensated for the bullshit billionaires do, but the way things actually go is an insult. It's like, "here's twelve bucks and a worthless subscription to an identity protection service, you're welcome."

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                    • swelljoe@mas.toS swelljoe@mas.to

                      @jalefkowit and, the lawyers will make millions. I hate the class action lawsuit industry. I mean, there has to be some way for individuals to be compensated for the bullshit billionaires do, but the way things actually go is an insult. It's like, "here's twelve bucks and a worthless subscription to an identity protection service, you're welcome."

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                      @swelljoe rainier_wolfcastle_thats_the_joke.gif

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                      • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                        Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts

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                        @jalefkowit in the reboot of Demolition Man, you buy food at Taco Bell with your Universal Credit Monitoring

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                        • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                          Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership

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                          Hey fam could you hit me up for a loan
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                          • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                            This detail is definitely going into the second novel I write that nobody will read

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                            @jalefkowit
                            Right now any novel where the world makes it to the end of this century is utopian.

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                            • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                              Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts

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                              @jalefkowit

                              Very "Snow Crash"

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