Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership
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Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership
@jalefkowit You can get a couple! https://a.co/d/022xUtVw
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@jalefkowit You can get a couple! https://a.co/d/022xUtVw
@jalefkowit (sorry for the Amazon link...I couldn't find anything better)
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@jalefkowit congratulations on your new Criterion 4K disc
@SnoopJ Figures the check arrives right after the flash sale ends
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Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership
Trash it.
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Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership
Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts
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Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership
Classy action
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Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts
@jalefkowit I was literally just thinking about class action lawsuits as retirement plan. This after getting a notification for a case about Sirius XM spam calls
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Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership
@jalefkowit You got that sweet MacBook Pro Keyboard Settlement check, too?
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Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts
This detail is definitely going into the second novel I write that nobody will read
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Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts
@jalefkowit I vaguely remember @scalzi had a short story with a plot element like that.
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Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts
@jalefkowit "I'm sorry sir, we no longer accept Experian credit monitoring for payment. Do you have a Trans Union voucher, perhaps?"
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Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts
@jalefkowit is this a Philip K. Dick story?
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This detail is definitely going into the second novel I write that nobody will read
I tell you I am absolutely swimming in it right now
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@jalefkowit is this a Philip K. Dick story?
@abarker I should be so good as to be in such company
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Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts
@jalefkowit
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Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership
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Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership
@jalefkowit and, the lawyers will make millions. I hate the class action lawsuit industry. I mean, there has to be some way for individuals to be compensated for the bullshit billionaires do, but the way things actually go is an insult. It's like, "here's twelve bucks and a worthless subscription to an identity protection service, you're welcome."
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@jalefkowit and, the lawyers will make millions. I hate the class action lawsuit industry. I mean, there has to be some way for individuals to be compensated for the bullshit billionaires do, but the way things actually go is an insult. It's like, "here's twelve bucks and a worthless subscription to an identity protection service, you're welcome."
@swelljoe rainier_wolfcastle_thats_the_joke.gif
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Now I’m imagining an America of the 22nd century where we have a kind of minimal universal basic income that consists entirely of class-action lawsuit settlement payouts
@jalefkowit in the reboot of Demolition Man, you buy food at Taco Bell with your Universal Credit Monitoring
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Just received a $44 class-action settlement check, so if you need me I will be at the Bentley dealership
Hey fam could you hit me up for a loan
