What a totally normal guy
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@jalefkowit Huh, I use to 'Teleport' to denny's around 5am, back when I was still drinking...
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In case you thought maybe “teleporting to Waffle House” was some kind of metaphor. No. He meant it literally
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In case you thought maybe “teleporting to Waffle House” was some kind of metaphor. No. He meant it literally
@jalefkowit Sounds like a neurocognitive issue, he should seek expert help.
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In case you thought maybe “teleporting to Waffle House” was some kind of metaphor. No. He meant it literally
@jalefkowit this is daniel pinkwater coded
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In case you thought maybe “teleporting to Waffle House” was some kind of metaphor. No. He meant it literally
@jalefkowit I too have experienced being blackout drunk before
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In case you thought maybe “teleporting to Waffle House” was some kind of metaphor. No. He meant it literally
“I’m not a blackout drunk, Your Honor. I’m in Starfleet”
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In case you thought maybe “teleporting to Waffle House” was some kind of metaphor. No. He meant it literally
@jalefkowit what an incredible adventure. No, really, I find that adventure quite difficult to cred
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In case you thought maybe “teleporting to Waffle House” was some kind of metaphor. No. He meant it literally
@jalefkowit sounds like text spoken by trump
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In case you thought maybe “teleporting to Waffle House” was some kind of metaphor. No. He meant it literally
@jalefkowit should be the next Afroman single
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“I’m not a blackout drunk, Your Honor. I’m in Starfleet”
There is nothing more Southern than falling through a gap in our understanding of space and time and ending up at Waffle House
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@jalefkowit here's my hill to die on: i'm okay with all sorts of Woo, even believing you teleported to a waffle house. but just to be on the safe side, i don't think such people should be spending public money or making policy. unless, you know — they can do it on demand.
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There is nothing more Southern than falling through a gap in our understanding of space and time and ending up at Waffle House
@jalefkowit
It's like Talking Heads, "Once in a lifetime"."You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile"
And you may ask yourself my god, what have I done?
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There is nothing more Southern than falling through a gap in our understanding of space and time and ending up at Waffle House
@jalefkowit waffle house. Hahahahaha!
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You've noticed this as a trend, right? Like... So many of these people are _fucking_ weird.
Like, I'm weird.
I read SciFi/Fantasy and have my whole life. That includes the 'Holy Bible'.
I've never _believed_ I've teleported _anyfuckingwhere_.
I thought it'd be _cool_. I've never _believed_ I've done it though outside of normal ambulation.
They're so fucking _weird_.
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@jalefkowit Rolling Stone says he claims multiple instances of teleportation
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@jalefkowit Rolling Stone says he claims multiple instances of teleportation
@maco Hopefully at least one of them was to someplace more interesting than Waffle House
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@jalefkowit Rolling Stone says he claims multiple instances of teleportation
Like the same way I teleport between my chair and the bathroom or... You know... Covering great distance without passing through the space between those distances...? Like a fucking wizard.
