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  • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

    I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

    Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

    #Satire

    billyjoebowers@mastodon.onlineB This user is from outside of this forum
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    billyjoebowers@mastodon.online
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    #10

    @lawprofblawg

    AI fans are weird, delusional, and gullible.

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    • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

      I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

      Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

      #Satire

      jwcph@helvede.netJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      @lawprofblawg Way worse. "I spent years learning how to prepare gourmet food but this machine turns ingredients directly into shit, no eating or digestion necessary - oh welp"...

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      • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

        I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

        Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

        #Satire

        dalias@hachyderm.ioD This user is from outside of this forum
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        @lawprofblawg It's not even McDonalds. It's like pieces of foam painted to look like food. It doesn't even perform the function it's purported to on a minimal level. It just looks like the same thing to a really noncritical observer.

        That comment was written by someone who utterly fails to understand what research *is*.

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        • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

          I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

          Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

          #Satire

          krig@goto.liten.appK This user is from outside of this forum
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          @lawprofblawg I used to spend years lifting heavy weights, slowly building my strength and endurance, fighting through fatigue and lack of motivation.

          A forklift could have lifted all that weight in an instant.

          The weight lifting game has changed forever.

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          • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

            I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

            Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

            #Satire

            dyrathror@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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            @lawprofblawg
            He completely missed the point what studies are for.
            I hope he returns his PhD and resigns from his post.

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            • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

              I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

              Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

              #Satire

              wellsitegeo@masto.aiW This user is from outside of this forum
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              @lawprofblawg And you don't have to worry about food poisoning for your guests - all disease can be blamed on McDonalds. Which makes it good.

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              • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                #Satire

                bovaz@misskey.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                @lawprofblawg@mstdn.social but if the llm had read for him, what would he know?
                Also, what kind of experiment would an llm be able to perform and test? None in the real world that I can think of.
                (All that, on top of all the other issues with llms)
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                • krig@goto.liten.appK krig@goto.liten.app

                  @lawprofblawg I used to spend years lifting heavy weights, slowly building my strength and endurance, fighting through fatigue and lack of motivation.

                  A forklift could have lifted all that weight in an instant.

                  The weight lifting game has changed forever.

                  terryday@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @krig @lawprofblawg Ah a perfect analogy .

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                  • c0debabe@masto.hackers.townC c0debabe@masto.hackers.town

                    @lawprofblawg wait there's an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation about this. Q gets confused why Dr. Crusher insists on manually doing her research and experiments.

                    vitor@hachyderm.ioV This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @c0debabe Do you recall which episode that is? I only watch TNG selectively and skip episodes with Q, but I’m curious about that interaction.

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                    • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                      I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                      Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                      #Satire

                      leguinian_utopia@union.placeL This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @lawprofblawg I got told by a family member that no one cares about my thesis so I should do it with chatgpt💀💀💀

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                      • vitor@hachyderm.ioV vitor@hachyderm.io

                        @c0debabe Do you recall which episode that is? I only watch TNG selectively and skip episodes with Q, but I’m curious about that interaction.

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                        @vitor I *think* it's part of the episode "True Q"

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                        • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                          I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                          Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                          #Satire

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                          @lawprofblawg Wait to the moment Prof Lennart Nacke realizes, that ChatGPT can "read" these papers, but that does not mean, he as a scientist gains the knowledge.

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                          • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                            I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                            Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                            #Satire

                            retrograde@oldbytes.spaceR This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @lawprofblawg The research game?

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                            • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                              I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                              Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                              #Satire

                              stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizzaS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @lawprofblawg I got my PhD free in a box of cereal. All I have to do now is ask Claude questions, but I'm too lazy to be bothered doing even that.

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                              • c0debabe@masto.hackers.townC c0debabe@masto.hackers.town

                                @lawprofblawg wait there's an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation about this. Q gets confused why Dr. Crusher insists on manually doing her research and experiments.

                                ppxl@social.tchncs.deP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @c0debabe @lawprofblawg also one where artists just use An Interesting ™ tool to sculpture things into a block.

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                                • dalias@hachyderm.ioD dalias@hachyderm.io

                                  @lawprofblawg It's not even McDonalds. It's like pieces of foam painted to look like food. It doesn't even perform the function it's purported to on a minimal level. It just looks like the same thing to a really noncritical observer.

                                  That comment was written by someone who utterly fails to understand what research *is*.

                                  netraven@hear-me.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @dalias @lawprofblawg

                                  not really food... so... mcdonalds?

                                  I assumed it was all processed plastic like velveeta.

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                                  • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                                    I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                                    Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                                    #Satire

                                    gmachine@mefi.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @lawprofblawg hahaha, of course it's Nacke...

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                                    • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                                      I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                                      Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                                      #Satire

                                      mugsysrapsheet@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @lawprofblawg
                                      There is a tremendous danger here that people start relying on #AI so much they don't bother to learn on their own, and eventually unable to "fact check" what they are told to know if it's correct or not. 🤔

                                      "#ArtificialIntelligence will never be a match for Natural Stupidity" - Mugsy

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                                      • bovaz@misskey.socialB bovaz@misskey.social
                                        @lawprofblawg@mstdn.social but if the llm had read for him, what would he know?
                                        Also, what kind of experiment would an llm be able to perform and test? None in the real world that I can think of.
                                        (All that, on top of all the other issues with llms)
                                        aretaon@digitalcourage.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @bovaz @lawprofblawg They are trying:
                                        https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2025.08.01.668204v1.full.pdf+html

                                        It’s great to automate this, the reason we need LLMs for multidimensional optimisation when we have several numerical approaches for this is still unclear to me though.

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                                        • krig@goto.liten.appK krig@goto.liten.app

                                          @lawprofblawg I used to spend years lifting heavy weights, slowly building my strength and endurance, fighting through fatigue and lack of motivation.

                                          A forklift could have lifted all that weight in an instant.

                                          The weight lifting game has changed forever.

                                          pedestrianerror@towns.gayP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @krig @lawprofblawg I used to spend 10 minutes walking to the neighborhood grocery store. On the way I met neighbors, cleaned up litter, saw interesting flowers and artwork people on people's homes and businesses, got exercise, and didn't pollute the air, make loud noise, put anyone's life at risk.

                                          A car could get me there in 2 minutes. The transportation game has changed forever. Are we really proud of that in hindsight?

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