#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
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#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a cafe a tiny human (2?) says: "Dad. Dad. Dad! Dad! Can Fluffy have some?"
She thrusts her unicorn plushie towards Dad and he obligingly holds out his espresso cup so Unicorn can "numnumnum" itself a drink.
Unicorn hydration is IMPORTANT.A small human (3?) is walking between Mum and Dad, holding their hands. Determinedly roaring the words, "AND SWING!"
When no swinging happens she huffs. "AAAAND SWING!"
Nope, still no swinging.
"AAAAND SWINNNNG!"
FINALLY. Mum and Dad get the hint.
Gleeful chortles, legs flying in the air.A woman (70s?) is quickly striding along with her husband behind her. He's wearing a amiable grin, hands clasped behind his back.
She says: "I need spring onions. Don't argue with me. I know you're going to argue. I'm getting them anyway."
He replies with a laugh. "I wasn't saying anything!"A small human (4?) in a tiara, multiple sparkly tutus and a tie dye T-shirt is dancing while Mum chats.
Small Dancing Fairy Princess is a whirly twirly princess and after spinning many times she has to have a bit of a sit down on Mum's foot.
Yawning dramatically.
Princessing is VERY busy work.A tiny floof of a dog (ewok cross tribble?) with black button eyes is sitting on the desk of a DJ who's chilling at the entrance of a fun new art and creative space. A passing woman asks what the dog is named and its human laughs and says: "Butch!"
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#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a cafe a tiny human (2?) says: "Dad. Dad. Dad! Dad! Can Fluffy have some?"
She thrusts her unicorn plushie towards Dad and he obligingly holds out his espresso cup so Unicorn can "numnumnum" itself a drink.
Unicorn hydration is IMPORTANT.A small human (3?) is walking between Mum and Dad, holding their hands. Determinedly roaring the words, "AND SWING!"
When no swinging happens she huffs. "AAAAND SWING!"
Nope, still no swinging.
"AAAAND SWINNNNG!"
FINALLY. Mum and Dad get the hint.
Gleeful chortles, legs flying in the air.A woman (70s?) is quickly striding along with her husband behind her. He's wearing a amiable grin, hands clasped behind his back.
She says: "I need spring onions. Don't argue with me. I know you're going to argue. I'm getting them anyway."
He replies with a laugh. "I wasn't saying anything!"A small human (4?) in a tiara, multiple sparkly tutus and a tie dye T-shirt is dancing while Mum chats.
Small Dancing Fairy Princess is a whirly twirly princess and after spinning many times she has to have a bit of a sit down on Mum's foot.
Yawning dramatically.
Princessing is VERY busy work.A tiny floof of a dog (ewok cross tribble?) with black button eyes is sitting on the desk of a DJ who's chilling at the entrance of a fun new art and creative space. A passing woman asks what the dog is named and its human laughs and says: "Butch!"
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Any typos spotted in this post have just met the most adorable little floof dog. If typos spotted, they'll be telling said dog that it is the bestest of dogs and maybe giving it a pat. (More in alt text.)
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Also, the typos would like to thank all the awesome people who've supported them on Patreon, Buy Me a Coffee or who've purchased their books this week. You're simply wonderful!




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#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a cafe a tiny human (2?) says: "Dad. Dad. Dad! Dad! Can Fluffy have some?"
She thrusts her unicorn plushie towards Dad and he obligingly holds out his espresso cup so Unicorn can "numnumnum" itself a drink.
Unicorn hydration is IMPORTANT.A small human (3?) is walking between Mum and Dad, holding their hands. Determinedly roaring the words, "AND SWING!"
When no swinging happens she huffs. "AAAAND SWING!"
Nope, still no swinging.
"AAAAND SWINNNNG!"
FINALLY. Mum and Dad get the hint.
Gleeful chortles, legs flying in the air.A woman (70s?) is quickly striding along with her husband behind her. He's wearing a amiable grin, hands clasped behind his back.
She says: "I need spring onions. Don't argue with me. I know you're going to argue. I'm getting them anyway."
He replies with a laugh. "I wasn't saying anything!"A small human (4?) in a tiara, multiple sparkly tutus and a tie dye T-shirt is dancing while Mum chats.
Small Dancing Fairy Princess is a whirly twirly princess and after spinning many times she has to have a bit of a sit down on Mum's foot.
Yawning dramatically.
Princessing is VERY busy work.A tiny floof of a dog (ewok cross tribble?) with black button eyes is sitting on the desk of a DJ who's chilling at the entrance of a fun new art and creative space. A passing woman asks what the dog is named and its human laughs and says: "Butch!"
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@georgepenney Unicorn hydration *is* very important!
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#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a cafe a tiny human (2?) says: "Dad. Dad. Dad! Dad! Can Fluffy have some?"
She thrusts her unicorn plushie towards Dad and he obligingly holds out his espresso cup so Unicorn can "numnumnum" itself a drink.
Unicorn hydration is IMPORTANT.A small human (3?) is walking between Mum and Dad, holding their hands. Determinedly roaring the words, "AND SWING!"
When no swinging happens she huffs. "AAAAND SWING!"
Nope, still no swinging.
"AAAAND SWINNNNG!"
FINALLY. Mum and Dad get the hint.
Gleeful chortles, legs flying in the air.A woman (70s?) is quickly striding along with her husband behind her. He's wearing a amiable grin, hands clasped behind his back.
She says: "I need spring onions. Don't argue with me. I know you're going to argue. I'm getting them anyway."
He replies with a laugh. "I wasn't saying anything!"A small human (4?) in a tiara, multiple sparkly tutus and a tie dye T-shirt is dancing while Mum chats.
Small Dancing Fairy Princess is a whirly twirly princess and after spinning many times she has to have a bit of a sit down on Mum's foot.
Yawning dramatically.
Princessing is VERY busy work.A tiny floof of a dog (ewok cross tribble?) with black button eyes is sitting on the desk of a DJ who's chilling at the entrance of a fun new art and creative space. A passing woman asks what the dog is named and its human laughs and says: "Butch!"
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@georgepenney Awwww #Doggie and #Unicorn I love them. And the care free days of swinging with mum and dad I wanna go back.
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Any typos spotted in this post have just met the most adorable little floof dog. If typos spotted, they'll be telling said dog that it is the bestest of dogs and maybe giving it a pat. (More in alt text.)
---
Also, the typos would like to thank all the awesome people who've supported them on Patreon, Buy Me a Coffee or who've purchased their books this week. You're simply wonderful!




butch is a glorious whatever they are and the alt text is superb!
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#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a cafe a tiny human (2?) says: "Dad. Dad. Dad! Dad! Can Fluffy have some?"
She thrusts her unicorn plushie towards Dad and he obligingly holds out his espresso cup so Unicorn can "numnumnum" itself a drink.
Unicorn hydration is IMPORTANT.A small human (3?) is walking between Mum and Dad, holding their hands. Determinedly roaring the words, "AND SWING!"
When no swinging happens she huffs. "AAAAND SWING!"
Nope, still no swinging.
"AAAAND SWINNNNG!"
FINALLY. Mum and Dad get the hint.
Gleeful chortles, legs flying in the air.A woman (70s?) is quickly striding along with her husband behind her. He's wearing a amiable grin, hands clasped behind his back.
She says: "I need spring onions. Don't argue with me. I know you're going to argue. I'm getting them anyway."
He replies with a laugh. "I wasn't saying anything!"A small human (4?) in a tiara, multiple sparkly tutus and a tie dye T-shirt is dancing while Mum chats.
Small Dancing Fairy Princess is a whirly twirly princess and after spinning many times she has to have a bit of a sit down on Mum's foot.
Yawning dramatically.
Princessing is VERY busy work.A tiny floof of a dog (ewok cross tribble?) with black button eyes is sitting on the desk of a DJ who's chilling at the entrance of a fun new art and creative space. A passing woman asks what the dog is named and its human laughs and says: "Butch!"
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@georgepenney
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#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a cafe a tiny human (2?) says: "Dad. Dad. Dad! Dad! Can Fluffy have some?"
She thrusts her unicorn plushie towards Dad and he obligingly holds out his espresso cup so Unicorn can "numnumnum" itself a drink.
Unicorn hydration is IMPORTANT.A small human (3?) is walking between Mum and Dad, holding their hands. Determinedly roaring the words, "AND SWING!"
When no swinging happens she huffs. "AAAAND SWING!"
Nope, still no swinging.
"AAAAND SWINNNNG!"
FINALLY. Mum and Dad get the hint.
Gleeful chortles, legs flying in the air.A woman (70s?) is quickly striding along with her husband behind her. He's wearing a amiable grin, hands clasped behind his back.
She says: "I need spring onions. Don't argue with me. I know you're going to argue. I'm getting them anyway."
He replies with a laugh. "I wasn't saying anything!"A small human (4?) in a tiara, multiple sparkly tutus and a tie dye T-shirt is dancing while Mum chats.
Small Dancing Fairy Princess is a whirly twirly princess and after spinning many times she has to have a bit of a sit down on Mum's foot.
Yawning dramatically.
Princessing is VERY busy work.A tiny floof of a dog (ewok cross tribble?) with black button eyes is sitting on the desk of a DJ who's chilling at the entrance of a fun new art and creative space. A passing woman asks what the dog is named and its human laughs and says: "Butch!"
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@georgepenney As always, I needed a grin and your amazing #altxt did the trick! Thank you for existing! ^_^
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#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a cafe a tiny human (2?) says: "Dad. Dad. Dad! Dad! Can Fluffy have some?"
She thrusts her unicorn plushie towards Dad and he obligingly holds out his espresso cup so Unicorn can "numnumnum" itself a drink.
Unicorn hydration is IMPORTANT.A small human (3?) is walking between Mum and Dad, holding their hands. Determinedly roaring the words, "AND SWING!"
When no swinging happens she huffs. "AAAAND SWING!"
Nope, still no swinging.
"AAAAND SWINNNNG!"
FINALLY. Mum and Dad get the hint.
Gleeful chortles, legs flying in the air.A woman (70s?) is quickly striding along with her husband behind her. He's wearing a amiable grin, hands clasped behind his back.
She says: "I need spring onions. Don't argue with me. I know you're going to argue. I'm getting them anyway."
He replies with a laugh. "I wasn't saying anything!"A small human (4?) in a tiara, multiple sparkly tutus and a tie dye T-shirt is dancing while Mum chats.
Small Dancing Fairy Princess is a whirly twirly princess and after spinning many times she has to have a bit of a sit down on Mum's foot.
Yawning dramatically.
Princessing is VERY busy work.A tiny floof of a dog (ewok cross tribble?) with black button eyes is sitting on the desk of a DJ who's chilling at the entrance of a fun new art and creative space. A passing woman asks what the dog is named and its human laughs and says: "Butch!"
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@georgepenney just pointing this out? dog is god spelt backwoods. yep.
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#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a cafe a tiny human (2?) says: "Dad. Dad. Dad! Dad! Can Fluffy have some?"
She thrusts her unicorn plushie towards Dad and he obligingly holds out his espresso cup so Unicorn can "numnumnum" itself a drink.
Unicorn hydration is IMPORTANT.A small human (3?) is walking between Mum and Dad, holding their hands. Determinedly roaring the words, "AND SWING!"
When no swinging happens she huffs. "AAAAND SWING!"
Nope, still no swinging.
"AAAAND SWINNNNG!"
FINALLY. Mum and Dad get the hint.
Gleeful chortles, legs flying in the air.A woman (70s?) is quickly striding along with her husband behind her. He's wearing a amiable grin, hands clasped behind his back.
She says: "I need spring onions. Don't argue with me. I know you're going to argue. I'm getting them anyway."
He replies with a laugh. "I wasn't saying anything!"A small human (4?) in a tiara, multiple sparkly tutus and a tie dye T-shirt is dancing while Mum chats.
Small Dancing Fairy Princess is a whirly twirly princess and after spinning many times she has to have a bit of a sit down on Mum's foot.
Yawning dramatically.
Princessing is VERY busy work.A tiny floof of a dog (ewok cross tribble?) with black button eyes is sitting on the desk of a DJ who's chilling at the entrance of a fun new art and creative space. A passing woman asks what the dog is named and its human laughs and says: "Butch!"
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@georgepenney love your spotted stories. thanks!
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#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a cafe a tiny human (2?) says: "Dad. Dad. Dad! Dad! Can Fluffy have some?"
She thrusts her unicorn plushie towards Dad and he obligingly holds out his espresso cup so Unicorn can "numnumnum" itself a drink.
Unicorn hydration is IMPORTANT.A small human (3?) is walking between Mum and Dad, holding their hands. Determinedly roaring the words, "AND SWING!"
When no swinging happens she huffs. "AAAAND SWING!"
Nope, still no swinging.
"AAAAND SWINNNNG!"
FINALLY. Mum and Dad get the hint.
Gleeful chortles, legs flying in the air.A woman (70s?) is quickly striding along with her husband behind her. He's wearing a amiable grin, hands clasped behind his back.
She says: "I need spring onions. Don't argue with me. I know you're going to argue. I'm getting them anyway."
He replies with a laugh. "I wasn't saying anything!"A small human (4?) in a tiara, multiple sparkly tutus and a tie dye T-shirt is dancing while Mum chats.
Small Dancing Fairy Princess is a whirly twirly princess and after spinning many times she has to have a bit of a sit down on Mum's foot.
Yawning dramatically.
Princessing is VERY busy work.A tiny floof of a dog (ewok cross tribble?) with black button eyes is sitting on the desk of a DJ who's chilling at the entrance of a fun new art and creative space. A passing woman asks what the dog is named and its human laughs and says: "Butch!"
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@georgepenney Best alt-text ever!
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@georgepenney Best alt-text ever!
@scudderfish Thank you!
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#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a cafe a tiny human (2?) says: "Dad. Dad. Dad! Dad! Can Fluffy have some?"
She thrusts her unicorn plushie towards Dad and he obligingly holds out his espresso cup so Unicorn can "numnumnum" itself a drink.
Unicorn hydration is IMPORTANT.A small human (3?) is walking between Mum and Dad, holding their hands. Determinedly roaring the words, "AND SWING!"
When no swinging happens she huffs. "AAAAND SWING!"
Nope, still no swinging.
"AAAAND SWINNNNG!"
FINALLY. Mum and Dad get the hint.
Gleeful chortles, legs flying in the air.A woman (70s?) is quickly striding along with her husband behind her. He's wearing a amiable grin, hands clasped behind his back.
She says: "I need spring onions. Don't argue with me. I know you're going to argue. I'm getting them anyway."
He replies with a laugh. "I wasn't saying anything!"A small human (4?) in a tiara, multiple sparkly tutus and a tie dye T-shirt is dancing while Mum chats.
Small Dancing Fairy Princess is a whirly twirly princess and after spinning many times she has to have a bit of a sit down on Mum's foot.
Yawning dramatically.
Princessing is VERY busy work.A tiny floof of a dog (ewok cross tribble?) with black button eyes is sitting on the desk of a DJ who's chilling at the entrance of a fun new art and creative space. A passing woman asks what the dog is named and its human laughs and says: "Butch!"
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@georgepenney
Butch is a good name for this ferocious creature! -
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