someone made a translator

[clive@saturation.social]

someone made a translator

it that takes a regular English sentence ...

... and translates it to LinkedIn-speak

it's unsettlingly good

Item #3 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter, free to read/subscribe here: https://buttondown.com/clivethompson/archive/linkfest-44-microchimerism-sonic-boom-duct-tape/

[frikigeekfran@tkz.one]

@clive
Look [this](https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=Unhinged+Trump&text=We%27re+laying+everyone+off+and+replacing+them+with+AI) version

In fact you can set it to anything you think of

[clive@saturation.social]

@frikigeekfran

omg

I didn't realize!

[rdp@hachyderm.io]

@frikigeekfran @clive Oh *that's* fun...

[clive@saturation.social]

@rdp @frikigeekfran

oh yes

[frikigeekfran@tkz.one]

@rdp
nice one
@clive

[artharg@mastodon.nl]

@clive I made a Gemini Gem for that. It translates it into a “Post-Anthropocentric Business Transformation”, “decarbonization that eliminates human error” and “external repositioning of the entire workforce” that enables a “purely data-driven output”.

I swear I saw this in a presentation recently.

[maximum_mew@indieweb.social]

@clive That is a dead-on translation!

[emilis@social.linux.pizza]

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[ericbono@social.vivaldi.net]

@clive

*Kagi

Kagi made this. It says Kagi in somehow miniaturized font in upper left corner.

[pumiquxt@sfba.social]

@frikigeekfran @clive

[standev@mstdn.social]

@clive that is truly amazing.