<![CDATA[someone made a translator]]>someone made a translator

it that takes a regular English sentence ...

... and translates it to LinkedIn-speak

it's unsettlingly good

Item #3 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter, free to read/subscribe here: https://buttondown.com/clivethompson/archive/linkfest-44-microchimerism-sonic-boom-duct-tape/

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*Kagi

Kagi made this. It says Kagi in somehow miniaturized font in upper left corner.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115698814574963421/statuses/116534318914283775https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115698814574963421/statuses/116534318914283775Thu, 07 May 2026 16:49:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to someone made a translator on Thu, 07 May 2026 15:49:43 GMT]]>I’m thrilled to announce the launch of my new CD! 💿 Success isn't just about the art; it's about the hustle and scaling your personal brand to reach those high-performance milestones. 🚀 Investing in this project doesn't just support the music—it fuels the journey toward elite results and, ultimately, that dream Porsche. Let’s drive excellence together! 🏎️💨

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/emilis/statuses/116534082502580434https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/emilis/statuses/116534082502580434Thu, 07 May 2026 15:49:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to someone made a translator on Thu, 07 May 2026 15:42:53 GMT]]>@clive 🤣 That is a dead-on translation!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://indieweb.social/users/maximum_mew/statuses/116534055642446230https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://indieweb.social/users/maximum_mew/statuses/116534055642446230Thu, 07 May 2026 15:42:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to someone made a translator on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:49:30 GMT]]>@clive I made a Gemini Gem for that. It translates it into a “Post-Anthropocentric Business Transformation”, “decarbonization that eliminates human error” and “external repositioning of the entire workforce” that enables a “purely data-driven output”.

I swear I saw this in a presentation recently.

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😂 nice one
@clive

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tkz.one/ap/users/116440523171324917/statuses/116533825024944268https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tkz.one/ap/users/116440523171324917/statuses/116533825024944268Thu, 07 May 2026 14:44:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to someone made a translator on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:42:36 GMT]]>@rdp @frikigeekfran

oh yes

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://saturation.social/users/clive/statuses/116533818618111581https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://saturation.social/users/clive/statuses/116533818618111581Thu, 07 May 2026 14:42:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to someone made a translator on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:41:38 GMT]]>@frikigeekfran @clive Oh *that's* fun...

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omg

I didn't realize!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://saturation.social/users/clive/statuses/116533781278690229https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://saturation.social/users/clive/statuses/116533781278690229Thu, 07 May 2026 14:33:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to someone made a translator on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:31:44 GMT]]>@clive
Look [this](https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=Unhinged+Trump&text=We%27re+laying+everyone+off+and+replacing+them+with+AI) version

In fact you can set it to anything you think of

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