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  • infoseepage@mastodon.socialI infoseepage@mastodon.social

    @GossiTheDog Please clap!

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    @Infoseepage @GossiTheDog the first one to stop clapping will meet the Greatest President Ever (Security Staff). Be happy he doesn't have dogs!

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    • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

      The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

      A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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      The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

      The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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      @GossiTheDog Imagine writing the MFMessageComposeViewController for this and actually hardcoding "Greatest President Ever!" as the default body string. Shifting that out via enterprise MDM to thousands of federal devices is wild.

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      • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

        When you open the app

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        @GossiTheDog At least Dear Leader's app is probably built with juche, rather than a bunch of dodgy 3rd party components.

        Just a moment...

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        I especially like pulling from a random personal github page in production. That's classy supply chain security.

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        • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

          The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

          A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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          The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

          The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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          @GossiTheDog Most bloated ego ever is more like it.

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          • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

            The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

            A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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            The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

            The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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            @GossiTheDog If the app has the security typical of a Trump operation, it shouldn't be long before someone changes the default to say "Resign, you incompetent pedophile fucknugget."

            Bonus points if the default text is sent every time someone opens the app.

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            • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

              The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

              A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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              The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

              The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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              @GossiTheDog Give them credit to be able to come up constantly with something more absurd and horrific.

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              • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

                The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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                The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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                @GossiTheDog "Hi L. Orange-Tan!"

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                • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

                  The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                  A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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                  The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                  The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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                  @GossiTheDog This is beyond ridiculous.

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                  • naturemc@mastodon.onlineN naturemc@mastodon.online

                    @womble exactly my thought. The USA is not becoming a banana republic but an onion republic! 👍🏼 @GossiTheDog

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                    @NatureMC @womble @GossiTheDog

                    When will Trump require everyone to install a telescreen in their homes & offices like in George Orwell's 1984?

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                    "Defense Against Tyranny" MAGA & the 2nd Amendment types who are silent on this, are hypocrites.

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                    By Kavisha Pillay In 2024, I read George Orwell’s 1984, a book written in 1949 as a critique of the authoritarian regimes that rose to prominence during the first half of the 20th century. Orwell not only sought to warn his readers of the dangers of omnipresent surveillance and censorship but also highlighted how authoritarian regimes employ psychological manipulation to maintain their grip on society. Through the oppressive presence of Big Brother, the rewriting of history by the Ministry of Tr

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                    • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

                      The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                      A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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                      The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                      The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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                      @GossiTheDog every day they find more and more ways to embarrass this country

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                      • greem@cyberplace.socialG greem@cyberplace.social

                        @GossiTheDog Clearly he was taking lessons when he met Kim Jong-Un.

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                        @greem @GossiTheDog That's not a joke and we know it to be true.

                        Every time he goes over there he comes back bragging about how great they treat him.

                        There's the hot mic moment with him bitching out people because he's not getting snappy salutes everywhere he goes like Kim does.

                        He looks up to Kim and very much wants what he has and intends to turn us into that.

                        Yes. Clearly he was. Very clearly. He's said as much. People keep ignoring him.

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                        • fuzzyfuzzyfungus@cyberplace.socialF fuzzyfuzzyfungus@cyberplace.social

                          @GossiTheDog At least Dear Leader's app is probably built with juche, rather than a bunch of dodgy 3rd party components.

                          Just a moment...

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                          I especially like pulling from a random personal github page in production. That's classy supply chain security.

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                          @fuzzyfuzzyfungus @GossiTheDog There are ways to do that safely but I doubt they're being used.

                          My favorite is actually how it injects JS into the sites it visits and nukes any of the cookie permission and privacy setting dialogs it runs into.

                          How much you want to bet you replace that, "Greatest president ever" text with "Suck dick, douchebag" and you're fired and then you get an audit letter from IRS.

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                            @fuzzyfuzzyfungus @GossiTheDog There are ways to do that safely but I doubt they're being used.

                            My favorite is actually how it injects JS into the sites it visits and nukes any of the cookie permission and privacy setting dialogs it runs into.

                            How much you want to bet you replace that, "Greatest president ever" text with "Suck dick, douchebag" and you're fired and then you get an audit letter from IRS.

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                            @crazyeddie @GossiTheDog The public version certainly looks like it has enough adtech embedded to allow for plausible targeting. I'm morbidly curious if the fed IT push is identical to the public version; or if it will have additional loyalty features. Given how confused they sounded about the rollout and how trash it is I'd guess the former; but there are certainly enough smart-evil techbros to handle the latter.

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                            • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

                              The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                              A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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                              The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                              The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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                              @GossiTheDog Great Korea.

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                              • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

                                When you open the app

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                                @GossiTheDog @sll ☝️

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                                • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

                                  The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                                  A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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                                  The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                                  The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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                                  @GossiTheDog

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                                  • gossithedog@cyberplace.socialG gossithedog@cyberplace.social

                                    The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                                    A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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                                    The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                                    The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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                                    @GossiTheDog - That what I think of this TACO mesasage. Should read the opposite: Shittiest pResident Ever.

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                                      The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                                      A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”

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                                      The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

                                      The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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                                      @GossiTheDog

                                      we need a new term for this. "ass kissing" and "brown nosing" seem woefully inadequate for this level of obsequious worship...

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                                      • paul_ipv6@infosec.exchangeP paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                        @GossiTheDog

                                        we need a new term for this. "ass kissing" and "brown nosing" seem woefully inadequate for this level of obsequious worship...

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                                        @paul_ipv6 @GossiTheDog Kowtow could work maybe

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                                        • http_error_418@hachyderm.ioH http_error_418@hachyderm.io

                                          @paul_ipv6 @GossiTheDog Kowtow could work maybe

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                                          @paul_ipv6 @GossiTheDog although it perhaps doesn't carry the implication of sycophancy that's warranted here

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