The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
@GossiTheDog that section is something that, if I read it in an Onion piece, I'd think they were having an off day and needed to make the satire more plausible.
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
When you open the app
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
I'm sure that many different APTs will be investing that app quite thoroughly. I'm sure they will find much that is interesting and useful.
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When you open the app
@GossiTheDog Please clap!
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@GossiTheDog that section is something that, if I read it in an Onion piece, I'd think they were having an off day and needed to make the satire more plausible.
@womble exactly my thought. The USA is not becoming a banana republic but an onion republic!
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
Does Oblma reply?
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@GossiTheDog Clearly he was taking lessons when he met Kim Jong-Un.
@greem Strange that he doesn't have any Official Note-takers yet.
Perhaps he's worried that giving on-the-spot guidance sounds too much like work.
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When you open the app
Sigh. I can't tell anymore what's reality and what's satire
(which is probably how they want us to feel)
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@GossiTheDog Please clap!
@Infoseepage @GossiTheDog the first one to stop clapping will meet the Greatest President Ever (Security Staff). Be happy he doesn't have dogs!
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
@GossiTheDog Imagine writing the MFMessageComposeViewController for this and actually hardcoding "Greatest President Ever!" as the default body string. Shifting that out via enterprise MDM to thousands of federal devices is wild.
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When you open the app
@GossiTheDog At least Dear Leader's app is probably built with juche, rather than a bunch of dodgy 3rd party components.
I especially like pulling from a random personal github page in production. That's classy supply chain security.
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
@GossiTheDog Most bloated ego ever is more like it.
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
@GossiTheDog If the app has the security typical of a Trump operation, it shouldn't be long before someone changes the default to say "Resign, you incompetent pedophile fucknugget."
Bonus points if the default text is sent every time someone opens the app.
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
@GossiTheDog Give them credit to be able to come up constantly with something more absurd and horrific.
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
@GossiTheDog "Hi L. Orange-Tan!"
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
@GossiTheDog This is beyond ridiculous.
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@womble exactly my thought. The USA is not becoming a banana republic but an onion republic!
@GossiTheDog@NatureMC @womble @GossiTheDog
When will Trump require everyone to install a telescreen in their homes & offices like in George Orwell's 1984?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telescreen
"Defense Against Tyranny" MAGA & the 2nd Amendment types who are silent on this, are hypocrites.
https://www.code-sa.org/post/reflecting-on-orwell-s-1984-in-2024-from-telescreens-to-touchscreens
https://aeon.co/ideas/orwell-knew-we-willingly-buy-the-screens-that-are-used-against-us
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The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones
A button gives the option to “text President Trump,” which, when clicked, opens a text message to a pre-selected number with the default text “Greatest President Ever!”
@GossiTheDog every day they find more and more ways to embarrass this country
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@GossiTheDog Clearly he was taking lessons when he met Kim Jong-Un.
@greem @GossiTheDog That's not a joke and we know it to be true.
Every time he goes over there he comes back bragging about how great they treat him.
There's the hot mic moment with him bitching out people because he's not getting snappy salutes everywhere he goes like Kim does.
He looks up to Kim and very much wants what he has and intends to turn us into that.
Yes. Clearly he was. Very clearly. He's said as much. People keep ignoring him.
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@GossiTheDog At least Dear Leader's app is probably built with juche, rather than a bunch of dodgy 3rd party components.
I especially like pulling from a random personal github page in production. That's classy supply chain security.
@fuzzyfuzzyfungus @GossiTheDog There are ways to do that safely but I doubt they're being used.
My favorite is actually how it injects JS into the sites it visits and nukes any of the cookie permission and privacy setting dialogs it runs into.
How much you want to bet you replace that, "Greatest president ever" text with "Suck dick, douchebag" and you're fired and then you get an audit letter from IRS.
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